[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.

Your satanic and evil attacks on other people, based on misinformations, abusing the word of Christ.

I heard about this website and couldn't believe what I heard, so I decided to check it out for myself. I felt nothing but sadness in my spirit and still have problems believing, that some people can find peace in telling people lies and serving the purpose of the King of Lies himself.

I hope you will repent, yes, I beg you to do so, because this could never please our Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.

Please hear my words.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You wrote:

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator
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The name of the Faroese natinal holiday is NOT Onan's voka, but Ólavsøka, where we celebrate "Saint Olav" of Norway, so the name has nothing whatsoever to do with Onan.

Wait a doggone minute: you guys sainted a guy known for self-abuse???



Catlicks are so weird!

Yours in Christ (NOT ONAN),

Z. Smyth

[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!

The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)

Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

You wrote:

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator
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The name of the Faroese natinal holiday is NOT Onan's voka, but Ólavsøka, where we celebrate "Saint Olav" of Norway, so the name has nothing whatsoever to do with Onan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[runesfreak]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I have been to the Faroe Islands and I know alot about their culture and religions and holidays, non of these 8 - which you call 'facts' are true.
1: Faroe Islands (Faroe=Far Out)
2: There is a minority of people with mental illness, not higher than other countries, even though it is true that they before in the days often ended up to be in families, but far away and did not know it.
3: the Faroe Islands were found by men from Norway and then Norway claimed to own it, later it was sold to Denmark, that's why it has no official government, even though they are more or less ruling their own country in the way they want, but getting total self-ruling makes no sence with less than 50.000 inhibitants.
4: The Faroese people are all (more or less) christian, there are churches in nearly every single city, with as few as 50 inhibitants.
5: Onan's Voka? It's Ólavsvøka and it's because of a Faroese man called "Ólavur" and it's just a historical man in the Faroes with no anti-christian or anti-human doings.
6: The Faroese people practice withcraft? who even believes in this anymore, it's total b-shit and just lies.
7: Alcoholism is not a growing problem and is not larger in the Faroe Islands than otherwere in the world.
8: The Ram is because of the natural and the liking of animal, no bestiality-connection.

Who-ever wrote this really does need to know what he is talking about.

[Basilissa]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

UN is called "Sameindu Tjóðir" and the faroese word for "a thief" is "Tjóvur", but this doesn't mean, that UN is United Nations of Thieves. Or does it??

Don't ask me, sweetie, I don't speak gibberish.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

These are some of the most interesting facts I've ever heard of Please keep us updated. How would you "I am a faroese fool and worship our savage language instead of Jesus" and "scandinavian flags are my sick fetish" translate into your language?

[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

"Fár" (old word for sheep) danish/norweigian = "Får",

"Fárasjúka = mumps (t.d. mumps is an unpleasant disease) (parotitis epidemica)

"Fár = Før" like in "førlús" = sheep tick (Melophagus ovinus)

So there is no doubt where the name Føroyar (Faroe Islands) derives from.
That the english name for "Føroyar" could have some connection to the Egyptian Farao, has nothing to do with the original name.

In Faroe Islands we calle the United States of America for "Amerikansku Sameindu Statirnir", but this has nothing to do with "Sam" or "Samurai" - or has it???

UN is called "Sameindu Tjóðir" and the faroese word for "a thief" is "Tjóvur", but this doesn't mean, that UN is United Nations of Thieves. Or does it??

[Lost-faroese-soul]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Absolutely accurate and serious! A bit scary though, that most of the persons replying here aren't seeing this as awful place as stanic.

Anyways,

Greetings from a Hell-bound-granny-worshipper!

[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Sorry, once again: HERE WE ARE
(Image reduced in size - Admin)

. = we are here

(Føroyar = Faroe Islands)

[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Here we are:



Read more about our country:
<<< Link to Sheep Bestiality Porn Site Removed - Admin >>>

[IreneS]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Do you all marry sheep, like the godless New Zealanders?
And are you related to Lyddia? She keeps calling us all "ewes", so she is obviously a sheep buggarer too.


And please introduce yourself in the Introductions part of the forum - tell us your favourite verse from the Bible, the church you attend, how you found Jesus, and how many male children have spewed from your loins.

[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
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Sorry, the name of my country comes from the 80.000 sheep, the catholics that enter the islands some 1700 years ago.
A lot of words origins from the oldnordic word for sheep "fár". So I have to disapoint you: Faroe Islands means "The Sheep Islands".
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2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities.

This really was breaking news. If this was a reality, how can it be possible, that we have a very well educated youth, we do have a high avarage IQ etc.
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3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government

We have got the oldest parliament in the world, Føroya Løgting, so this is not true.
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4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes.

The number of christians in the Faroes is larger than any other country, compared to the number of inhabitans.
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6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances.

Really, who told you this, because this is a secret to me and the entire population. Witchcraft was practised in the Viking Period some 1000 years ago, but today there might be 2 or 3 people practising witchcraft on the islands.
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7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands.

Alcoholism is a decreasing problem.
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8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality.

No, it refers to the sheap, the main food on the islands.



This is our flag.

Next time, I hope you will see to do some real thorough research and instead of telling people some fairy-tale, you will tell people who we really are.

I can tell, that you never have set your footh on faroese soil, but instead copepasted some very poor information from the internet.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Bwahahahhahahahaha
I gotta say, with all these places god hates,then he really is a hard man to please.
And if he didn't want people to do certain things then he shouldn't have made them so darn pleasant.
And another thing, I somewhat hope that I go to hell, there'll be plenty of BBQ's with all that fire, and you get to be educated by the finest people down there.

Friend, you need to realize there are thousands of places in the world. God does not hate them all. Stop being so narrow minded and open up your eyes.
You atheists are all so narrow minded. It is a wonder you do not just wander out into traffic. Ever heard of 'free will'?
Sure. Go to Hell, get your BBQ pork pulled

[VoteMeAsNewD]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

jup, and I don't enjoy the bible for anything but burning it! I am truly a non believer, for many a person have tried to convert but none succeeded, my demons grip on me is too strong, and I do so enjoy our conversations.