[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

A small quote from the internet: “There is a small, scrappy university in the Faroes, called Fróðskaparsetur Føroya. […] It has three faculties: Faroese Language and Literature, Science and Technology, and History and Social Sciences.”

I do not see a faculty for “Christian Studies” or “Theology” or “The Life of Christ” etc. Why would God love such a place?

[LardBoy]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Why would God love such a place?

Because its in the Faroes, the Faroes is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, and the Danish Monarch is God's representative on earth (by being the leader of the state religion).

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Because its in the Faroes, the Faroes is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, and the Danish Monarch is God's representative on earth (by being the leader of the state religion).

This litterally makes me sick... Queen Margrethe II is a disease ridden crack-whore. How on earth can you think that she is representing God? Has God cursed you with Downs Syndrome?

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

This litterally makes me sick... Queen Margrethe II is a disease ridden crack-whore. How on earth can you think that she is representing God? Has God cursed you with Downs Syndrome?

Well i certainly would not rule out, that god has cursed him with Downs Syndrome. As we already know, god has already cursed the Denmarkians with the Winter Darkness Syndrome.

[LardBoy]

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The Danish royal family has been in power for over 1000 years, despite all the hardship our small nation has been trough, if they are not gods representatives, then how would they manage to stay in power for so long?

And no, i do not have downs syndrome, nor winter depression.

BTW, calling her majesty things like a crack-whore can be interpreted as an insult against the crown, you should choose your words carefully, as insulting the crown can be punished with up to 4 months of prison.

[awesomeness]

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The Danish royal family has been in power for over 1000 years

Does that mean that The Danish Royal Family has been suffering from Winter Darkness Syndrome for 1000 years?

despite all the hardship our small nation has been trough, if they are not gods representatives, then how would they manage to stay in power for so long?

By power, do you mean being a small, unknown country with no power or influence at all?

And no, i do not have downs syndrome, nor winter depression.

What about both at the same time?

BTW, calling her majesty things like a crack-whore can be interpreted as an insult against the crown, you should choose your words carefully, as insulting the crown can be punished with up to 4 months of prison.

Lying is just as punishable as well. At least he was honest and chose the correct words.

[LardBoy]

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Does that mean that The Danish Royal Family has been suffering from Winter Darkness Syndrome for 1000 years?

No, they have been the controlling the country for those 1000 years.

By power, do you mean being a small, unknown country with no power or influence at all?

I did not talk about the country's power, but the power of the royal family. But Denmark is not completely without influence, its not much, but we are not completely invisible on the global diplomatic stage.

What about both at the same time?

If i dont have any of them individually, how can i then have both? You make as much sense as a drunken Swede.

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

No, they have been the controlling the country for those 1000 years.

Denmark suffers from the Winter Darkness Syndrome right now. Why would they not be suffering from it 1000 years ago? The weather doesn't seem to have changed much.

I did not talk about the country's power, but the power of the royal family. But Denmark is not completely without influence, its not much, but we are not completely invisible on the global diplomatic stage.

The power of the danish royal family? Does that include playing with royal lego-bricks, or eating royal danish pastry? It doesn't sound very powerful. Oh, mighty US army, watch out! Here comes Danish queen Margaret, strongly armed with Lego bricks and Danish pastry!

If i dont have any of them individually, how can i then have both? You make as much sense as a drunken Swede.

Perhaps you are suffering from both Winter Darkness and Downs Syndrome at the same time, that is why you are having a hard time separating the two illnesses from each other.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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The Danish royal family has been in power for over 1000 years, despite all the hardship our small nation has been trough, if they are not gods representatives, then how would they manage to stay in power for so long?

Perhaps by entering an alliance with Satan? To think that Magrethe II is God's representative is really beyond naive... And to think that Prince Henriech, who has admitted fornication with whores in his autobiography, is representing God is really stupid. And lets not forget that Prince Joachim was married to an asien woman which is clearly in violation with The Word of God:

1st Kings 11:1-2
But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.

BTW, calling her majesty things like a crack-whore can be interpreted as an insult against the crown, you should choose your words carefully, as insulting the crown can be punished with up to 4 months of prison.

True In Denmarkia you only have free speech as long as you use it to spread secular lies. This heathen nation sickens me!

[Michael. P]

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Because its in the Faroes, the Faroes is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, and the Danish Monarch is God's representative on earth (by being the leader of the state religion).

Being part of Denmarkistan (which isnt a Kingdom) is not something to be proud of. And it certainly does not make the faroes closer to god. God already hate Denmarkistan.

The royal family in Denmarkistan have NO power what so ever. There are just there to show off, and being weird icons of the country. They are FORBIDDEN any form of political involvement.

Denmarkistan and Faroes havent been destroyed because God must be patient with you non-believers.

[LucisChild]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

There are several things wrong with your list of why the Faroe Islands are hated by your god. I shall now go through your list and point out these things.

1. The word 'Pharaoh' and 'Faroe', although they may sound the same, do NOT mean the same thing, much like "there", "their" and "they're".

2. That had no evidence of being true! You need to actually go to the Faroe Islands and find out who is related to who before you can draw such radical conclusions! Most of those people probably have never seen each other in their lives!

3. They are not lazy: they are still majorly under the control of the Danish government, much like your own nation was when the British were in control, they have a government, which does make decisions, much like a state's government, but the Danish government is the federal government.

4. Have you been to the Faroe Islands? Have you even researched them? One simple Google search and i find this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faroe_Islands#Religion. You are wrong again!

5. They speak Faroese there, and Onan most likely means something radically different that a masturbator.

6. Just utter bullshit.

7. Sir, do you not realize that this is more of a problem in the USA? And their holiday is not about masurbating...

8. I own a dog, does that mean I have sexual intercourse with it? No. The USA's own Coat of Arms equivalent has an eagle in it, does that make you animal piffleers? Nope.

As for the list of countries you gave, I am laughing at your ignorance.

BTW: That is the Icelandic flag you posted, the Faroese is this one: Faroe Islands Flag

[hannpann]

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This is the funniest webpage I've seen for ages, it's just so hillarious

[hannpann]

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I wonder why hannpann suddenly went silent

Yeah I'm sorry I went off, I just couldn't keep up with all the fummy stuff on the webpage and afterards, kinda forgot about it's existence

[Nobar King]

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You must be smoking a lot of that eskimo reefer if you forgot the funniest thing you have ever seen. I can't remember anything anymore so I put everything in my bookmark folder. You should try that.

[hannpann]

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You must be smoking a lot of that eskimo reefer if you forgot the funniest thing you have ever seen. I can't remember anything anymore so I put everything in my bookmark folder. You should try that.

why on earth should I bee smoking eskmo reefer ?? in fact I don't know what it is (wich means that I couldn't be smoking that)
Naah, I remember everything I need to, so I don't need a notebook like you