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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2101
    Re: ??

    Originally posted by thelema.6 View Post
    Are you sure you live in America and not Amsterdam? Maybe you prefer your drugs illegal.

    And i love how you always think of sex all the time
    Seriously, you think about sex more often than a horny teenager... oops. i think i just discovered the truth of you.
    Im beggining to think that everyone of you are just some horny teenager, and based on your obsession with homosaxuality you are even secretly gay.

    And if you seriously think that you "scare" me with your threats that "god see you lying" you should rethink.
    My True Christian(tm) credentials are impeccable. You can read my Church Bio HERE.


    I am not trying to scare you. You should, however, be righteously scared of what Jesus has in store for you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • MisterM
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 1480

      #2102
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Why are these Swiss people so obsessed with sex? Last time I visited Sweden, I has constantly harassed by men! When traveling from the airport to my hotel, I could feel they lusty eyes upon me. I had to take cold shower to wash the dirty feeling away before I could visit streets to spread the love of Jesus among the sinners

      YiC, M
      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388

        #2103
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by MisterM View Post
        Why are these Swiss people so obsessed with sex? Last time I visited Sweden, I has constantly harassed by men! When traveling from the airport to my hotel, I could feel they lusty eyes upon me. I had to take cold shower to wash the dirty feeling away before I could visit streets to spread the love of Jesus among the sinners

        YiC, M
        The perversions of the Swiss people make me feel sorry for the polar bears up there. I shudder to think of the disgusting things those people probably do to their wildlife.

        Please hurry back and save us, Jesus!
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #2104
          Originally posted by thelema.6 View Post
          But according to you "true christians" its not enough to believing and love Jesus, even if someone do they will still perish.
          So who is right? You or god?
          Not according to us: according to the Bible. So who is right is God. We're just right about what God actually said. Word for word.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • GroundWalker
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            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2011
            • 16

            #2105
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Most people don't do very much with the wildlife, I'm even doubting a lot of people see any wild animals in their life.
            Where have you gotten those ideas? (Not just one, many members here. (No pointing fingers though. )

            On a sidenote: 'Homersexural'?

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            • Thomas Dalton
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2011
              • 296

              #2106
              Re: ??

              Originally posted by thelema.6 View Post
              Are you sure you live in America and not Amsterdam? Maybe you prefer your drugs illegal.
              I like it how you Swish say we don't do any research, and then do the same thing. Oh well, you can be forgiven I suppose. Even Dutch themselves can't understand their stand on drugs, so why would a queersexual like you know any better?

              Drugs are also illegal in Amsterdam (and the rest of the Netherlands, obviously).
              The police just isn't allowed to enforce this.
              Since drugs are already illegal, the mayors can't prohibit people from taking them in certain streets even when they create a nuisance.
              That's right. You aren't allowed to drink alcohol on the streets, but you can safely smoke Satan grass and no-one can complain.
              Liberal values make a country go nuts!
              John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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              • normalchristian
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2012
                • 19

                #2107
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                My Dear Friend, in what world do you live in, who has tought you these lies about God and his thoughts, you clearly dont know anything about God or Sweden. If you where a real christian you would know that it is a sin to lie! and telling people that astrid lindgren is from denmark, that the danish flag would be the swedish, that there is an IKEA police (i pray this was a misstype), that sweden has an suicide clinik and that swedish men lost there balls? is a lie that you probobly will burn i hell for...

                btw swedish people are called swedes not swish, swish are from SWITZERLAND, i mean com on, its so obvious

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #2108
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by normalchristian View Post
                  you clearly dont know anything about God
                  We follow the word of God. Are you trying to say that bible is not the word of God?

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                  • normalchristian
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 19

                    #2109
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    We follow the word of God. Are you trying to say that bible is not the word of God?
                    Some parts yes, and if you would follow the bible you would not lie obviously

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #2110
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by normalchristian View Post
                      Some parts yes
                      OK, so you are not even false Christian. Your word has zero value then, as you heathens has no moral values.

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                      • normalchristian
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 19

                        #2111
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        OK, so you are not even false Christian. Your word has zero value then, as you heathens has no moral values.
                        well i would say that the Gospel of John is the words of john and not god, and that is a part of the bibel my little friend

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #2112
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by normalchristian View Post
                          well i would say that the Gospel of John is the words of john and not god, and that is a part of the bibel my little friend
                          2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


                          So which bits do you think are the word of God then?


                          YIC

                          Jack
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • normalchristian
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 19

                            #2113
                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


                            So which bits do you think are the word of God then?


                            YIC

                            Jack
                            Yes, INSPIRED, you just proved my point
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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #2114
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by normalchristian View Post
                              well i would say that the Gospel of John is the words of john and not god, and that is a part of the bibel my little friend
                              You do not know the bible as well as you though my heathen friend. All those people were moved by God.

                              2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                              As brother O'fagan pointed out, all scriture is given by inspiration by God and all these people were moved by Holy Ghost.

                              2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                              I know you just tried to be smart ass here, but it's not working.

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                              • normalchristian
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 19

                                #2115
                                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                You do not know the bible as well as you though my heathen friend. All those people were moved by God.

                                2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                                As brother O'fagan pointed out, all scriture is given by inspiration by God and all these people were moved by Holy Ghost.

                                2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                                I know you just tried to be smart ass here, but it's not working.
                                Not trying
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