[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Wait a minute, you think that Sweden is Communist!?!?!?
They were never communist!

Socialist, communist. Same thing.

Wait a minute, are you saying that they started produce better cars only after commies took over the industry. My my, they must have been really horrible to begin with.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Mind you, just about all plastic goods are made in China.

I'm sorry but I find your username deeply offensive.

Do you actually respect that God-mocking heretic Richard Dawkins?

[RDawkins55]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

How is a commie car made by a chink any better than just plain commie car?

Mind you, just about all plastic goods are made in China.

[MagicCarp]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Wait a minute, you think that Sweden is Communist!?!?!?
They were never communist!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

In addition, Sweden's SAABS are now owned by china

How is a commie car made by a chink any better than just plain commie car?

[MagicCarp]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Wait, you think that AMERICA defeated Germany?!?!? You really need to consider reading your history books guys no offence... It was Russia who liberated Berlin and had stopped the German front from advancing!

In addition, Sweden's SAABS are now owned by china, and are actually very well made cars! And since does IKEA have a bloody police force!

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

The Bible did indeed foretell the crash of the great Dale Earnhardt in (Ecclesiastes 1:6) The "wind" spoken of refers to the Winston Cup series that Dale was a part of.
"around and around goes the wind"... all left turns too.
"on it's circuits the wind returns" refers to Dale being called back to the Lord, obviously the NASCAR circuit.

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Again: where does the Bible mention that guy you're talking about?

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Prove it with a Bible quote. Also, capitalize the word "Bible." Of course, if you really were a Christian, you would have already known that.

The Bible did indeed foretell the crash of the great Dale Earnhardt in (Ecclesiastes 1:6) The "wind" spoken of refers to the Winston Cup series that Dale was a part of.
"around and around goes the wind"... all left turns too.
"on it's circuits the wind returns" refers to Dale being called back to the Lord, obviously the NASCAR circuit.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Bible quote, please! The one that I gave you simply states that a woman that has any sex before marriage is a whore (start reading Deuteronomy 22 from verse 13 all the way to verse 21). Please prove me wrong with an appropriate Bible quote.

We didn't have any sex before marriage. Okay, here's what happened... one day I was possessed by a demon of pornography and I... I... accidentally masturbated in our swimming pool. She later jumped in the pool and got pregnant but the baby came out black cuz of all the chlorine. I still did the right thing anyways and married her but we can't show our kid off to no one because of his Negroid skin color.

Are you a furry? How can you have a sister that is a cow? Where in the Bible does it say that your sister stops to be your sister when you marry her? Or where in the Bible does it say that a beast stops being a beast when you marry it? I'll make it simple for you: IT DOESN'T.

Not a cow in the literal sense. She's a "cow". You know... a "moo-moo"? One of them woman that gets stuck to the toiler seat? She's can close down a McDonalds, okay? Bitch can eat.

Whether you are a Christian or not is still under investigation. Don't forget that even though I am only a woman, as long as you are labeled "unsaved trash," I still am higher on the food chain on this forum.

I care not to surpass anyone on this forum's food chain. My rank here is but that of a lowly pauper and that is fine with me. Born in a manger in the Ozark mountains, I worked as a carpenter for a few years and now I'm a trying to start my own ministry. I was sent here by Jesus to help spread his holy word. The end is nigh, and the Lord has enlisted my ability to spread his word through both barrels of a shotgun for there isn't much time before rapture.

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces."
Malachi 2:3

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Mr McRightman has not explained all the circumstances of his family but as landowners I'm sure there would be an inheritance involved and caution might be appropriate here [subject to Pastoral approval].

Thank you kindly ma'am. May Jesus be your light bulb in a dark cave. Where I'm from, up in the hills outside Sulphur Springs AK, there ain't another soul around for miles and miles so us siblings is all we got.

We got our hitchin' done by Pastor Deacon Fred himself at Landover BC. He gave his holy blessings and pronounced us man and wife.
It ain't proper to be defying the word of Pastor Fred. His words are also the word of Jesus, he said.

So obey him for he is of Christ and those who oppose His word will be cast down through the holes in the Earth and up Satan's leg with no quarter asked and none given, so sayeth the Lord. One must grab the Sword of Anger and the Shield of Life, illuminated by the Holy Spirit and sprinkled with the blood of the Sacred Lamb and Ox, so sayeth the Lord.

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

My dear sister in Christ, please do reread this passage and meditate on what the LORD is saying here. Mr. McRightman is not in Israel, he is in the Ozarks. Also, I'm sure if Mrs. McRightman was not in agreement this arrangement in the beginning, Mr. McRightman did the right thing by her and shaved her head, trimmed her nails, and gave her ample time to adjust (Deuteronomy 21:10-14).

Dear Mrs. Etheldreda, I do apologize if I overstepped my boundaries, but I do believe that this Irish (Scottish? whoever's last name starts with "Mc") guy has a somewhat strange vision of what the Bible actually says. I don't recall a post of his where he would actually quote the Holy Bible.

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

No because a whore does it for money and my wife is for free.

Bible quote, please! The one that I gave you simply states that a woman that has any sex before marriage is a whore (start reading Deuteronomy 22 from verse 13 all the way to verse 21). Please prove me wrong with an appropriate Bible quote.

Bottom line is I ain't got a sister NO MORE, she is my wife now, the reverend said so when we hitched. Yeah, she's a cow so I don't see how your analogy fits.

Are you a furry? How can you have a sister that is a cow? Where in the Bible does it say that your sister stops to be your sister when you marry her? Or where in the Bible does it say that a beast stops being a beast when you marry it? I'll make it simple for you: IT DOESN'T.

Don't try to destroy a good Christian family like mine is,

Whether you are a Christian or not is still under investigation. Don't forget that even though I am only a woman, as long as you are labeled "unsaved trash," I still am higher on the food chain on this forum.

or God will cast his anger down upon you like number 3 crashing into the wall at Daytona which was foretold in the bible btw.

Prove it with a Bible quote. Also, capitalize the word "Bible." Of course, if you really were a Christian, you would have already known that.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

After that, rape within family is still allowed/tolerated, but it does not lead to marriage (2 Samuel 13:11-21).

My dear sister in Christ, please do reread this passage and meditate on what the LORD is saying here. Mr. McRightman is not in Israel, he is in the Ozarks. Also, I'm sure if Mrs. McRightman was not in agreement this arrangement in the beginning, Mr. McRightman did the right thing by her and shaved her head, trimmed her nails, and gave her ample time to adjust (Deuteronomy 21:10-14).

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

If she raped you, wouldn't that make her a whore? In this case, stoning would be much more reasonable solution that marriage (Deuteronomy 22:21), wouldn't it?

No because a whore does it for money and my wife is for free. You can try to stone her if ya want, but she just gonna pick up the rocks and throw them back at ya, so you better be quick. I know this already.

I'll just repeat after Dr. Niles:

Marrying own sister was allowed before God gave His laws to Moses (because God's laws are not retroactive; Romans 5:13). After that, rape within family is still allowed/tolerated, but it does not lead to marriage (2 Samuel 13:11-21).

Bottom line is I ain't got a sister NO MORE, she is my wife now, the reverend said so when we hitched. Yeah, she's a cow so I don't see how your analogy fits. Done called her that plenty of times.
Don't try to destroy a good Christian family like mine is, or God will cast his anger down upon you like number 3 crashing into the wall at Daytona which was foretold in the bible btw.

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I splained all that before. I didn't uncover her, she uncovered ME! I know that I am home clear from God's furious wrath because I didn't break no bible laws. She wasn't fully naked anyways.

If she raped you, wouldn't that make her a whore? In this case, stoning would be much more reasonable solution that marriage (Deuteronomy 22:21), wouldn't it?

She AIN'T my sister now, she's my wife! Ya'll people out here make a big fuss over nothin'. Shucks, at least I married her after she got knocked. Ain't so many men do that no more.

I'll just repeat after Dr. Niles:

By the same crack lot logic you could marry a cow and it would cease to be a cow and become your wife.

Do you want to marry a cow? This strikes me as the thin end of the wedge: and who would advocate beastialitism?

Marrying own sister was allowed before God gave His laws to Moses (because God's laws are not retroactive; Romans 5:13). After that, rape within family is still allowed/tolerated, but it does not lead to marriage (2 Samuel 13:11-21).