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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
Quite frankly, you guys dont have that much credibility, in my short time on this forum i have seen more lies coming from you than thruths! And im not talking about things that are opinion, nor belief. You people have somehow gotten the brilliant idea of fighting facts with lies, thats like fighting porcupines with baloons! Now some would say, heres 3 reasons im right, but im feeling generous, heres 11.
10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
Now then, lets tear down your credibility piece by hopefully painfull piece!
1. The Danish word for rapist is voldtægtsmand. NOT viking
2. Firstly if anyone is responsable for what you call a hoax, would it
not be Al Gore? Second that was not the coldest winter ever, not even
close.
3. Ill grant you that this can be confusing, we in denamrk have had 3
primeministers named Rasmussen. Second the dane that was in the Tour
De France was named Micheal Rasmussen, and is not, nor has he ever
been the primeminister of denmark.
4. H.C Andersens stories where mainly about how people could pull
through hardships, and be happy in the end. Sounds kinda like somthing
that happened in egypt some tine ago doesent it?
5. Lego boosts creativity, and makes thousands of children happy every
day. doesnt sound to evil to me.
6. Firstly, correctly translated its Pippi Longsock. Second Astrid Lindgren,
a swedish writer wrote Pippi Longsock. Third, Pippi Longsock is a
character who, if anything, is a good soul. She goes around helping
people, and make people who do things that god has firbidden, like, Lie,
Steal, Cheat, and so on, change thier ways. Souns like she makes people
better, not worse.
7. Those shows dont exist, and never have, in fact nearly all danish
shows are about different specialists helping people throughout Denmark.
Sounds pretty good to me. furthermore the only show that has ever
featured porn has been From, guess where, the good ol U.S.A.
8. That is a lie if ever i heard it, true, gays are allowed to adopt children,
but not rape them, as clearly shown by this:
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder. In short, anyone who forces any kind of sexual acts by violence or
threats of violence, will be charged with rape and imprisoned for 8.12
years. And trust me, theres no way around this law, it counts all kinds of
sexual activity.
9. The Danish economy is great actually, free healthcare, free school up
till the age of 21, sounds like Denamrk is doing pretty well.
10. B.T never wrote any such thing, as stated above H.C Andersens
stories where about how to pull through hardships.
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11. Wrong flag.
Now i dont know about you, but to me your credibility doesnt seem to be doing to well. Youve already broken one of gods commandments 11 times! Oh and want a bonus? The founder of your church, Chriss Jesus, is a satirist, who was thrown out from Liberty University for making offensive comments on a radio channel he made.
On one final note,
den hellige, almindelige kirke,
de helliges samfund, syndernes forladelse,
kødets opstandelse og det evige liv.
Amen.
Basicly, i have just ``Forsaget´´ The Landover Baptist Church, Evigt leve Danmark!
Quite frankly, you guys dont have that much credibility, in my short time on this forum i have seen more lies coming from you than thruths! And im not talking about things that are opinion, nor belief. You people have somehow gotten the brilliant idea of fighting facts with lies, thats like fighting porcupines with baloons! Now some would say, heres 3 reasons im right, but im feeling generous, heres 11.
Originally posted by Cranky Old Man
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10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
- The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
- Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
- The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
- Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
- Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
- The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
- Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
- Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
- Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
- NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
1. The Danish word for rapist is voldtægtsmand. NOT viking
2. Firstly if anyone is responsable for what you call a hoax, would it
not be Al Gore? Second that was not the coldest winter ever, not even
close.
3. Ill grant you that this can be confusing, we in denamrk have had 3
primeministers named Rasmussen. Second the dane that was in the Tour
De France was named Micheal Rasmussen, and is not, nor has he ever
been the primeminister of denmark.
4. H.C Andersens stories where mainly about how people could pull
through hardships, and be happy in the end. Sounds kinda like somthing
that happened in egypt some tine ago doesent it?
5. Lego boosts creativity, and makes thousands of children happy every
day. doesnt sound to evil to me.
6. Firstly, correctly translated its Pippi Longsock. Second Astrid Lindgren,
a swedish writer wrote Pippi Longsock. Third, Pippi Longsock is a
character who, if anything, is a good soul. She goes around helping
people, and make people who do things that god has firbidden, like, Lie,
Steal, Cheat, and so on, change thier ways. Souns like she makes people
better, not worse.
7. Those shows dont exist, and never have, in fact nearly all danish
shows are about different specialists helping people throughout Denmark.
Sounds pretty good to me. furthermore the only show that has ever
featured porn has been From, guess where, the good ol U.S.A.
8. That is a lie if ever i heard it, true, gays are allowed to adopt children,
but not rape them, as clearly shown by this:
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder. In short, anyone who forces any kind of sexual acts by violence or
threats of violence, will be charged with rape and imprisoned for 8.12
years. And trust me, theres no way around this law, it counts all kinds of
sexual activity.
9. The Danish economy is great actually, free healthcare, free school up
till the age of 21, sounds like Denamrk is doing pretty well.
10. B.T never wrote any such thing, as stated above H.C Andersens
stories where about how to pull through hardships.
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/MASTER%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png[/IMG]
11. Wrong flag.
Now i dont know about you, but to me your credibility doesnt seem to be doing to well. Youve already broken one of gods commandments 11 times! Oh and want a bonus? The founder of your church, Chriss Jesus, is a satirist, who was thrown out from Liberty University for making offensive comments on a radio channel he made.
On one final note,
Vi forsager Djævelen og alle hans gerninger og alt hans væsen.
Vi tror på Gud Fader, den almægtige,
himmelens og jordens skaber.
himmelens og jordens skaber.
Vi tror på Jesus Kristus,
hans enbårne Søn, vor Herre,
som er undfanget ved Helligånden,
født af Jomfru Maria,
pint under Pontius Pilatus,
korsfæstet, død og begravet,
nedfaret til Dødsriget,
på tredje dag opstanden fra de døde,
opfaret til himmels,
siddende ved Gud Faders, den almægtiges, højre hånd,
hvorfra han skal komme at dømme levende og døde.
Vi tror på Helligånden,hans enbårne Søn, vor Herre,
som er undfanget ved Helligånden,
født af Jomfru Maria,
pint under Pontius Pilatus,
korsfæstet, død og begravet,
nedfaret til Dødsriget,
på tredje dag opstanden fra de døde,
opfaret til himmels,
siddende ved Gud Faders, den almægtiges, højre hånd,
hvorfra han skal komme at dømme levende og døde.
den hellige, almindelige kirke,
de helliges samfund, syndernes forladelse,
kødets opstandelse og det evige liv.
Amen.
Basicly, i have just ``Forsaget´´ The Landover Baptist Church, Evigt leve Danmark!
. Even worse than the danish vikings back then.
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