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    • Re: Who Does God Hate?

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      added oreo cookies for their endorsement of the radical gay special privilege of equality.
      Okay, I have to take issue here. Don't touch the cookies. They didn't harm anyone, plus they taste... chef's kiss Superb, especially with milk.
      Life is a cage, death is the key, all your drugs are belong to me.

      ... so then I can sell them to braindead lunatics, to get money, to buy guns, to spread capitalism.

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      • Re: Who Does God Hate?

        Originally posted by Blanche_Locke View Post
        Okay, I have to take issue here. Don't touch the cookies. They didn't harm anyone, plus they taste... chef's kiss Superb, especially with milk.
        If mass produced crap falls under your definition of "superb," then I really do pity you, sweetie.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        True Christian™ Love.
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        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Re: Who Does God Hate?

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          If mass produced crap falls under your definition of "superb," then I really do pity you, sweetie.
          Hey, it's not all bad. Plus, you can get high off of all the chemicals they put in them! It's a win-win! XD
          In all seriousness, though, food is food. Some more healthy, some less so, but at the end of the day it's caloric intake which is necessary for the human body to survive.
          Life is a cage, death is the key, all your drugs are belong to me.

          ... so then I can sell them to braindead lunatics, to get money, to buy guns, to spread capitalism.

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          • Re: Who Does God Hate?

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            If mass produced crap falls under your definition of "superb," ..
            Giving the real stuff a bad name there?
            Originally posted by Blanche_Locke View Post
            Hey, it's not all bad. Plus, you can get high off of all the chemicals they put in them! It's a win-win! XD
            In all seriousness, though, food is food. Some more healthy, some less so, but at the end of the day it's caloric intake which is necessary for the human body to survive.
            Food may be food, but not-food is not food. Take arsenic. It has a calorific value (how much arsenic you'd need to burn to raise the temperature of so much water by 1 Kelvin) but is useless as a food item. As an aphrodisiac? Yes, but antimony is better usually applied to the eyes as a ghoul effect where it can be absorbed straight into the brain.

            Antimony has a calorific value too but I wouldn't recommend eating it.

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            • Re: Who Does God Hate?

              Originally posted by Blanche_Locke View Post
              Hey, it's not all bad. Plus, you can get high off of all the chemicals they put in them! It's a win-win! XD
              In all seriousness, though, food is food. Some more healthy, some less so, but at the end of the day it's caloric intake which is necessary for the human body to survive.
              Well, I suppose I shouldn't speak about "taste" or "nutritional qualities" of something I never tasted, but somehow I doubt that something that comes in a plastic container could be better than homemade cookies (and depending where you live, baking a batch may take less time than going to the store to buy some).
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Is it too late to add midgets to the list?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Is it too late to add midgets to the list?
                  Important addition, now bundled with dwarves. Pride, deceit, murder whether by proxy or not, wickedness whether actual or merely contemplated, mischief, perjury and discord are abhorrent to God – but He's not one of those hipster scene loons that spout off their stuff then leave us to figure out its results in absentia.

                  Quite the reverse: God explains in detail how to identify pride, deception, murder, wickedness, mischievousness and so on, not not only in their commission—usually conspicuous—but in the propensity for others to enact them. He lists specific categories. Sometimes new-age types (a Methodist perhaps or a Unitarian) will argue that God only intended those categories e.g. midgets, bastards, eunuchs etc., to be excluded when The Priesthood was operating, dating from three or four thousand years ago. Jesus overturned the ancient regime by Himself becoming the sacrifice priests once offered. So far so good.

                  Does that mean God's requirement for sacrifice was extinguished? Not at all. If that were possible, why would He need a Jesus? Clearly though, there is no such thing as a Christian priest. Anyone calling himself a "priest" and simultaneously a "Christian" is either ignorant or disingenuous. But he can't be ignorant because he has to study for years to get his living—or hers, for denominations admitting priestesses—therefore they are disingenuous. Why? God explains it this way:
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                  A PECULIAR PEOPLE
                  I Peter 2:9-10 But ye [us] are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy.


                  ALL CHRISTIANS are that priesthood. One is not distinguished from another. There is not "a priest" with "under- or over-priests" and a big round "Obergruppenführer-super-priest" as is completely alien to God's message: obviously people exist who claim such special magic privilege and lord it over everyone else from their tasteless citadel (who on earth advises them on décor?) some of whom indeed are priestesses: none of them however can in any sense be Christians. Therefore, within God's congregation, the limitations will apply since He does require sacrifice and Jesus is that sacrifice and we are the ones who bring it before Him. By reading the Scripture we can see what those restrictions are and which infirmities will be healed, admitting one to The Congregation of The Lord.
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                  THE SON OF PERDITION
                  II Thessalonians 2:3-4 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come [the day of Christ (vv.1&2)] except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.


                  Can we identify this wretch? He will embody pride, deceit, murder whether by proxy or not, wickedness, mischief, perjury and discord. All at once. All the time. God hates him.

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