[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates England

But, alas. The truth of the matter is that those 'godless backwards Europeans' (at least in Western Europe),

Ah, statistics can be tortured to confess to anything. “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
-- St. Augustine (354-430)

live longer lives,

Is the life of a man to be measured in days alone? “WE brought nothing into this world, neither may we carry anything out of this world. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. Even as it hath pleased the Lord, so cometh things to pass: blessed be the name of the Lord.” 1 Tim. 6,

The value of a life is measured in the goodness of True Christianity and the amount of holiness and love left behind in this vale of tears that is our mortal life.

Did Our Savior not temporarily died at the tender age of 33years?

with less murder,

and what exactly is this “murder”? Is it not written that adulterers, homersexyools, whoremongers, worshippers of false gods, etc., etc., shall be put to death? And would a godless European do this Godly deed? No, for any faith that they have is weak and watery.

less rape,

Now we come to the European definition of rape – I read somewhere that for a charge to be proven, it has to be witnessed by 2 independent men – which seems fair. And in any case European women are shameless hussies who fornicate like rabbits on coke – a Christian man would not look at most of them.

higher education,

But what education? Did they count women who need not be educated? Did they measure the amount of Bible study?

higher literacy rates,

I’m at a loss here, the site says the USA has 99% literacy (the rest being mongs and crips) Are you saying that these creatures can read KJV 1611 withgout difficulty? Or write the deathless prose of C.H Spurgeon? I laugh in your face!

less poverty,

Did not The Lord Himself advise that it is wrong to lay up treasure upon Earth?

less alcoholism,

This is just wrong. Look at the stats again. If you ask a European what his childhood was like, he’ll tell you that he can’t remember because he was drunk.

less pollution,

I see there is no source for this – “What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence”

and all the while they're so much skinnier than us!

Yes, I send food parcels to starving and emaciated friends in Europe.

You sir have been seduced by the Devil! Repent and seek Christ!

[LoganJ]

Re: God Hates England

Hmmm... while we must certainly remain vigilant against all examples of secularist bigotry and persecution directed against decent Christians, I can't help feeling that there's more to this story than meets the eye. It mentions a "Polish and Eastern European Christian Family Centre" - I'm sorry, but that is just flat-out ridiculous. Christ is simply unknown in Eastern Europe. The Slavs are nothing but a backwards mess of Commies, anarchists, trolls and similar scum.

You know, that's absolutely fascinating. With 85 ish% of the United States claiming to be Christians, you'd think that we'd excel at everything moral.

But, alas. The truth of the matter is that those 'godless backwards Europeans' (at least in Western Europe), live longer lives, with less murder, less rape, higher education, higher literacy rates, less poverty, less alcoholism, and less pollution, and all the while they're so much skinnier than us!

I don't know how they managed it without the word of Jesus!

Oh that's right, I know how, secular intellectualism. Religion doesn't solve problems, it just makes them.

By the Way, American isn't a language. I just came from England a few weeks ago, visiting a friend. They speak English very well, thank you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates England

This is tough to imagine, brother Bathfire. Are the tattoos misspelled purposely? Or does the 'artist' foul up the customer's message? Or does the customer insist on some alternate spelling? I'm already trying to avoid reading any more tattoos for fear of seeing one of these.

Regrettably, Brother Nobar, the 'artist' and the 'customer' are all too often one and the same, with the tattoos being done under the self-administered anesthetic of cheap cider.

[Nobar King]

Re: God Hates England

Fat sweaty women with badly spelled tattoos abound.

This is tough to imagine, brother Bathfire. Are the tattoos misspelled purposely? Or does the 'artist' foul up the customer's message? Or does the customer insist on some alternate spelling? I'm already trying to avoid reading any more tattoos for fear of seeing one of these.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates England

[...] Aren't there any True Christians in England?

There are a few True Christian™ missionaries who take their lives in their hands for the Glory of God. Whereas in Britain there is about one doctor per 6000, there is only about one missionary per 1,000,000. We attempt to send more but postings are considered arduous and are only for the experienced.

Rates of Brits turning to the Light are low as most of the Brits are illiterate with attention spans of less than 10 seconds at the end of which they just seem to start talking about “Big Brother”, “Deal or No Deal” or those 2 Geordie thieves, “Ant and Dek”.

Brits do not help themselves by being unable to speak American (most speak only Polish, Lithuanian or Indian) or read anything that does not have lewd pictures of young, scantily clad women and a headline saying, “Drunk Gazza Shags The Queen.”

Personal hygiene is another concern; teeth that do not have an edging of green are considered abnormal, fat sweaty women with badly spelled tattoos abound and fresh clothes are considered a sign of sodomy amongst the men.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: God Hates England

If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.

I'm going to have to ask Brother Werner Kraus and Sister Angela Mankovski about that next time I see them.

[indeathislife]

Re: God Hates England

Well is history wrong then? Because history says that there were no people in America besides the natives until people came over from Spain and England.

You know there are a lot of drunks in America, why wouldn't God hate us too? Aren't there any True Christians in England?

[Deaner]

Re: God Hates England

If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.

Some people claim chimps are our ancestors. Next you'll be telling me that my true ancestors were some darkies from a mudhut in Africa. I've heard it all before. The truth of the matter is I have been washed clean by the Blood of the Lamb and now reside in His favourite country the United States of America. Britain has been overun with drunks and Godless mudslums; of course Christ hates them.

[indeathislife]

Re: God Hates England

If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.

["Unsaved Trash"]

Re: God Hates England

Here's another example of why God hates England.

Can you imagine any Godly American Marine acting like this??



I won't post these revolting photograhs, but the link will allow you to see them if you must. I don't advise it....

I don't need to imagine, unfortunately.

No, I don't approve. No, this isn't an attack on America. Merely an observation that the Land of the Free isn't exactly squeaky-clean, however much we'd like it to be.

Also, my thanks to Brother Temperance for pointing me here.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: God Hates England

I'm Dave
I'm 17
I'm from Birmingham, the 2nd biggest city in the UK.

There ya go

your turn..

Want to try that again in the intro section of the forum.

[davec1990]

Re: God Hates England

I'm Dave
I'm 17
I'm from Birmingham, the 2nd biggest city in the UK.

There ya go

your turn..

[Talitha]

Re: God Hates England

you lot seriously need to be sectioned.

i think you're disgusting.

how do you live with yourselves?

oh, don't tell me - God.

You can follow a religion, but you guys take it far too seriously, to the extent where what i would consider you are turning into bullies, calling people "fags" etc, now what would God think of that?

David dear. You have entered our world when you enter this Forum. Not the drug crazed world that you presently reside.
Please have the decency to introduce yourself properly.

Thank You

[davec1990]

Re: God Hates England

you lot seriously need to be sectioned.

i think you're disgusting.

how do you live with yourselves?

oh, don't tell me - God.

You can follow a religion, but you guys take it far too seriously, to the extent where what i would consider you are turning into bullies, calling people "fags" etc, now what would God think of that?

[Talitha]

Re: God Hates England

God hates your mum.

What are u going to do?

That's not quite true friend.
God actually commands us to hate our Parents.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)