[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

But hurr de Durr god doesn't like science so let's risk both mother and child because liberals love abortion.

The only risk is in letting her dance with Satan.


I refuse.


The LORD is my Refuge. In JESUS' NAME I REBUKE ANY PREGNANCY!

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

The only risk is in letting her dance with Satan.


I refuse.


The LORD is my Refuge. In JESUS' NAME I REBUKE ANY PREGNANCY!

Okay than...I can't stop you from being an irresponsible parent. I just hope if she is and by the sounds of it the way your describing it on this forum most likely she is. That she at least carries the baby healthily.


As much as we like to cling to faith God has given us the ability to solve our own problems and heal our sickness.


A pregnancy test won't lead to abortion. My family is very prolife. My sister when she was pregnant went to this one center ran by a local church to get tested.


I'm not saying take her to planned Parenthood I'm saying know now before she begins to hide it. Because trust me if you continue to act irrationally she will find ways to hide it. As much as you love to cling to the idea that you can watch her forever you honestly can't .


Heck you don't even have to bring her to a center you can buy a test and do it at home. I'm not saying abortion is okay or should be done but I'm saying find out now so you can plan ahead.


A pregnancy test isn't a dance with Satan it's finding out the answer your desperately seeking it's knowing what is wrong. As much as you rebuke it...it could ultimately be God's will as to whether she is or isn't.


Why not find out the extent of God's will now so that way you know? Or are you too prideful to risk the life an unborn child just for the sake of keeping up godly appearances?


Yet my pleas to reason will fall on deaf ears. Maybe this is god exerting his will for all the times you claimed to speak for him just to remind you whose really in charge.


Heh It'd be kind of ironic maybe if the baby was born autistic for the sins of the parents. I'll consult my tarot I'm pretty accurate in my readings. I confirmed the sex of one my friends children.


I'll get back too you if you refuse to listen to reason.

[Servine]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:

• stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
• friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
• demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
• teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)

Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?

Real answer: just because she hasn't. You need to stop thinking that everything is evil (such as the Harry Potter series and the Marvel universe).

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Real answer: just because she hasn't. You need to stop thinking that everything is evil (such as the Harry Potter series and the Marvel universe).

Please, explain me how Harry Potter can be good when it teaches sorcery and Social Justice.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Please, explain me how Harry Potter can be good when it teaches sorcery and Social Justice.

Because it's a fictional book and witchcraft isn't real. I mean it's a real practice but the sorcery portrayed in Harry Potter has no basis in reality. Just like twilight it's a fantasy novel.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:

• stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
• friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
• demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
• teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)

Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?

Consulted my tarot according to it it's God's will she is pregnant and 50 percent chance of a retard baby.
I don't doubt it's answer as I made a ton of accurate predictions before. So there you have it your daughter is pregnant. It was all in completely in God's will to do so. According to the tarot in regards to you. You got the hanged man which indicates that this mishap is all your own doing. Your being punished for your own faults and failings. You also got hierophant in reverse which indicates to me an air hypocrisy.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Because it's a real book and witchcraft isn't real. I mean it's a real practice but the sorcery portrayed in Harry Potter has no basis in reality. Just like twilight it's a fantasy novel.

Your right, both Harry Potter and Twilight are fantasy novel, two very bad and dangerous fantasy novel. Harry Potter lures little kids to the Wicca cult, while Twilight teaches teens to be vampire-loving prostitutes.

Consulted my tarot according to it it's God's will she is pregnant and 50 percent chance of a retard baby.
I don't doubt it's answer as I made a ton of accurate predictions before. So there you have it your daughter is pregnant. It was all in completely in God's will to do so. According to the tarot in regards to you. You got the hanged man which indicates that this mishap is all your own doing. Your being punished for your own faults and failings. You also got hierophant in reverse which indicates to me an air hypocrisy.

Also, it seems that you are the hypocrite: you claim that Harry Potter has nothing to do with witchcraft, but at the same time you use tarot cards. You know who else uses tarot cards other than sorcerers? Gypsies. No wonder they have no country to live and are always hated by everyone.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

As a True Christian(TM) and someone with medical experience (granted, with horse dentistry) I am willing to perform godly tests that will help determine the issue, Sister Mary.


Any exam needs to be performed by either a hetero woman or a True Christian(TM) male who has no interest in the female body.


I mean, of course I am a normal man, but I, um - I mean, your child's safety is my only concern. You could be present during the exam and receive immediate results.


In loving friendship,
BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

As a True Christian™ and someone with medical experience (granted, with horse dentistry) I am willing to perform godly tests that will help determine the issue, Sister Mary.


Any exam needs to be performed by either a hetero woman or a True Christian™ male who has no interest in the female body.


I mean, of course I am a normal man, but I, um - I mean, your child's safety is my only concern. You could be present during the exam and receive immediate results.


In loving friendship,
BrotherLarry

Brother, you are a soothing salve to an emotional sore. But like I already said, I have, and will continue, to REBUKE ANY PREGNANCY IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

There WILL be no miscarriage, because THERE IS NO PREGNANCY, IN GOD's NAME!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Sister,


Your sentiment warmed the cockles of my heart as I felt the milk of human kindness gushing from the bowels of your being. However, the LORD GOD laid this on my heart as I prayed for pregnancy rebukation:


Jesus whispered: "As I have covered my daughter Mary with my warm honey from the rock, I urge you to convince her that her offspring might just need to confirm this situation with a medical professional. Yea, even now do I urge you to convince my daughter which beareth the same name as my mother to bring her precious child to a doctor or a gnathologist, for verily I see all and know all."


Then He hung up the spiritual phone line with a gentle "click."


I would never doubt the power of your faith, Dearest Sister friend, so I'll leave it to you - but wow, did Jesus ever seem serious.


May you be sheltered within the loving arms of Christ,
BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Medical intervention would be accepting the idea that rebuking evil in Jesus' name might not work.

I will not give Satan that victory.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)

Woman never have stress. They have no real responsibilities (Genesis 3:16, Ephesians 5:22-24) so there is nothing to stress about.

Most likely she simply is unable to count to 5 as all women are stupid (Proverbs 9:13). Perhaps you can help her by pointing out she can use the fingers on her hand for that.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Medical intervention would be accepting the idea that rebuking evil in Jesus' name might not work.

I will not give Satan that victory.

God gave us the knowledge to create medicine and thus save lives.


I highly doubt that if God wanted us to be ignorant and backwards he would intended us to be that way. Prayer can work but I highly doubt it in this instance since my tarot told me it was God's will. I think in some instances I think god is merely waiting for you to solve your own problem with the knowledge and wisdom he has generously endowed us with.


Begging for something to not be isn't true prayer. Would you beg for something in the presence of your Lord? Your impiety only begs nothing. I read further into your issue last night and God is not going to answer your prayer as the answer has already been presented to you and because of your ex-catholic background he isn't obliged to listen.


When I drew the cards again I got the hierophant in reverse. I felt such wrath when I pulled that card as God is a bit angry with the hypocrisy you spewn. As for when I'm not sure probably your ex Catholic background. When I pulled the empress in reverse after I knew that his method of is fertility in its worst context for you. The high priestess in reverse said to that the time of prayer has passed. God already gave you an answer thus he will listen no more.


If you want a nonmedical test. Bleach will foam up immensely in a pregnant woman's urine. You take urine place it in a cup take a cup of bleach pour it into the urine
do this outside as the byproduct of this amonia. If it foams up alot she might be pregnant. But it hinges on how far along she maybe. A certain hormone is excreted through urine which will interact with bleach. How much depends on how far along so it's not accurate.


Or you can buy a pregnancy test bless the conduct the test at home.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

Woman never have stress. They have no real responsibilities (Genesis 3:16, Ephesians 5:22-24) so there is nothing to stress about.

Most likely she simply is unable to count to 5 as all women are stupid (Proverbs 9:13). Perhaps you can help her by pointing out she can use the fingers on her hand for that.

Yes because birth isn't hard nope not stressful at all it's not like some women don't have jobs or anything.


I'm sorry didn't Deliah helped Samson's downfall in by cutting his hair? What about Esther saving her people? Obviously to accomplish any of these tasks requires some degree of intelligence. Or are you saying that godly woman should be dumb?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late?

God has no positive response to divination by shuffling cards entrails or any other random event. You might as well type random nonSense and scry into that. Oh, wait..