Sister White

[BrotherLarry]

I can only surmise that ny great granny is still alive since I have not received my inheritance as of this moment. Aren't you frail and nearing the pearly gates?? Not that I would wish for that.

[MitzaLizalor]

Following your recent sojourn in popish climes, I'm including a less abrasive version endorsed by Rome since you may have developed sensitivities while there, impeding a full appreciation of God's directly inspired translation for those neither gabbling nor waving the arms around when speaking. I have no idea what they do when they read.

Hebrews 9:16-17 Now wherever a will is in question, the death of the testator must be established; indeed, it only becomes valid with that death, since it is not meant to have any effect while the testator is still alive.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Unrealeated to this topic, but if your dearn grandma Isabella Bianchi needs some confort on her deathbed, call me and I'll read some prayers.

Also, send to her sister my late wishes for her Name day, as Saint Agatha was celebrated at the beginning of this month.

[MitzaLizalor]

In what way does your Agatha differ from any Christian that she gets called a saint? From what I've heard, to get "sainted" one needs to be deceased and have one's name mumbled by some pope or other. In Christianity, by way of contrast, everyone participating in The Covenant, mediated by Christ, are saints. Very much alive (although a dead saint would be just dead, pending the resurrection) and not mediating between anyone or anything.

I Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus

[Isabella White]

I can only surmise that ny great granny is still alive since I have not received my inheritance as of this moment. Aren't you frail and nearing the pearly gates?? Not that I would wish for that.

Oh, my! What a glorious, delightful surprise to read your message, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Yes, indeed, your beloved Granny White is still here. I do apologize for my recent absence, though. Agatha (my sister) and I have both been fighting terrible colds this winter and we are both feeling absolutely wretched. But that's not to say that you are going to inherit your precious epergnes any time soon, though. Even though I refuse to go to the doctor, I know that the Great Doctor shall provide the healing and deliverance that we need!

Mark 6:56 "And whithersoever he entered, into villages, or cities, or country, they laid the sick in the streets, and besought him that they might touch if it were but the border of his garment: and as many as touched him were made whole."

May bless you richly, dear boy, as you continue your soul-saving crusades down on Gay Street in New York! Speaking of that, I have found some disgusting homersexualists that you might like to minister to. As you shall see in the video clip below, these -bound sinners would benefit from your ministerial duties!

[Isabella White]

Unrealeated to this topic, but if your dearn grandma Isabella Bianchi needs some confort on her deathbed, call me and I'll read some prayers.

Also, send to her sister my late wishes for her Name day, as Saint Agatha was celebrated at the beginning of this month.

And I shall be thanking you, Mr. Rovagnati, to abandon any such foolish ideas about using your ish Cathyolick prayers for my well-being! knows that a devout, lady, such as myself, is in no need of your Papal travesties! If anything, you should be praying that will forgive you for associating with such sinful nonsense. Kindly repent — whilst you still have time!

Acts 3:19 "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the ."



P.S. — And for Heaven's sake, stop calling me anything other than my real name. I am Isabella White, not Isabella Bianchi! White! Do you understand that? White, as in a good, white believer!

[MitzaLizalor]

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The lyrics didn't make much sense—catholicism probably—and were very repetitive. I have a feeling though, that Sig. Rov. ( I hope that's OK: easier than typing it out every time!) is very close now to accepting Christ. He's forever mentioning his "saints" who, since they persistently contradict Christ, must be demons. It's as though they sense his spiritual condition and are becoming frantic to "keep" him.

Please send my regards to Agatha, or does she prefer Aggie? I'm removing the top of the milk right now (it takes about ten hours without the machine) and she's welcome to it: I don't eat it: I only scald it off to get the low fat milk underneath.

I think whoever's exploiting those unfortunates needs to get a new choreographer.

ML


[and lighting engineer -ed.]

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I'll use this topic to wish an happy Name Day to Mrs. White, as today is St. Isabel of France's Day.



For this day I want to give a tip to our wise granny. Be less like the old woman on the left and smile more like the old woman on the right.

[Madame Frottage]

Joyeux anniversaire ~~ I hope you may try some delicious garlic and leak bean dip for the festivities before I fart you up into the cosmos for eternity. <3

[MitzaLizalor]

Be less like the old woman on the left and smile more like the old woman on the right.

Ecclesiastes 1:17 – 2:2 I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
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Now I'm always ready to acknowledge achievement, as you know, which in this case is your mastery of the second and third categories mentioned. (These are invariably taught where Scripture is disregarded.) Mrs White, having read God's material and understood it, is neither mad nor foolish. But understanding the words is not the same as believing them. For example:

The King of England lives on the moon.

Eight words easy enough to understand. Do I believe them? No. Understanding and believing the wisdom literature doesn't produce serenity but vexation of spirit. Reading on:

For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow. I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity. I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?

God wants us to use reason* to understand the veracity of Scripture and in particular the enormity of sin. Reason, understanding, wisdom, their association with vexation of spirit, grief and sorrow is explicit. Even the attempt to separate knowledge from folly will have this effect. God provides a second group however, because He loves us, comprising madness, folly, mirth, pleasure and laughter. And again, they are associated with insanity, ineffectiveness and truly a false sense of security. The pictures you selected exemplify both mental states: which one better depicts an appreciation of God's perspective as explained in Ecclesiastes?

Nobody has to believe what God teaches. But to believe or reject His message, first you need to know what it is. I hope this is helpful.


* Isaiah 1:18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.