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  • Madame Frottage
    Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
    • Jan 2025
    • 265

    #1

    It's time to taste the Frottage pottage

    There's nothing like a bowel of French pottage or as we call, bouele de beuf pootage. Some French cook this totally naked so they can go to bed smelling like the aromatics, but I'm a little more conservative.

    Primere une, grab a big bowl, preferably a rustic earthenware heirloom spun on the pottery wheel by your grande grande mere.

    Next pour in the brown juice. In the old days, this juice was all you got! This juice is comprised of beef stock, maple syrup and some good gravy. Now we're spoiled with fixings. Add a bay leaf and some simmered aromatics, chopped garlic and thyme. Add 4 chopped and peeled Yukon Gold potatoes, leeks, beetroot and onion, carrots, parsnips, some stewing beef and maggotty cottage Frottage cheese balls. As the bowl is cooking over the fire pit, just drop all the plop in and let boil for 45 minutes. Season with garlic powder and a squirt of lemon. Gives it that zest. Sprinkle flour ever 5 minutes to thicken the pottage. Finally, add a splash of holy water to smite the demons bubbling in your dinner.

    Alonee-zee! Bon apatite! A hearty delight for your apres ski.
    I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!
  • Madame Frottage
    Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
    • Jan 2025
    • 265

    #2
    Also I almost forgot, I got this tip from Julia Childs. For the stewing beef, it's nice if you rub the meat for 30 minutes in spices. Some sage, fresh cracked pepper, a bit of vino, some Merlot, si vous plait
    I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14629

      #3
      I am cooking at the moment, waiting for the potatoes: a medley of Kipfler & Dutch Cream: is this a suitable alternative? I do have a bay tree but am not fond of the leaves so will substitute Lavender and delete the garlic. At present I do not have any cheese but hopefully a turnip will replace that. Additionally, I am very wary of the "merlot" which is often listed amongst "red" wines. Perhaps an absinthe and some fennel would be better? A friend has just recommended green Chartreuse—which obviously is not red—but I was obliged to consume a bottle of it last year (for possible inclusion in another recipe) and will not be getting any more of that.

      The potatoes are done so I need to address the beef.

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      • Madame Frottage
        Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
        • Jan 2025
        • 265

        #4
        Just go crazy. My cousin Paulentine is a fat old soul (poor dear, I have to get her an extra chair at Christmas) who plumps for the Pommery bubbly for the pottage. For the cheese replacement, perhaps some minced mushrooms? Even me though, I don't eat fungi.
        I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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        • Madame Frottage
          Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
          • Jan 2025
          • 265

          #5
          I even have a photo of poor Paulentine. This is the before photo too. You don't want to see the after photo.
          I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14629

            #6
            I don't want to see any photos.

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            • Madame Frottage
              Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
              • Jan 2025
              • 265

              #7

              Pas de photos ?
              I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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