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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

    Goodness me, another Christian marriage down the toilet because some thoughtless homosexual got married 1,500 miles away!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mary Beth
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    • Feb 2010
    • 9

    #2
    Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

    This is just wrong! I hate when people say things like "love is love" or everyone deserves "equal treatment".
    All gays should be rounded up and sent to some discreet and sinful place. Graham, North Carolina would be a of great use for this idea!

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #3
      Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

      It way very observant of the Christian woman to note that the whore (*) who picked up the phone was not a male, even though she claimed there were only males there.

      (*) To use "whore" here isn't hyperbole since she's actually a prostitute.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #4
        Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

        Originally posted by Mary Beth View Post
        This is just wrong! I hate when people say things like "love is love" or everyone deserves "equal treatment".
        All gays should be rounded up and sent to some discreet and sinful place. Graham, North Carolina would be a of great use for this idea!
        It's very nice of you that you intend to take action without killing the faggots, Sister, but I'm afraid the Bible leaves us no choice in this matter:

        Leviticus 20:13:
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          It's very nice of you that you intend to take action without killing the faggots, Sister, but I'm afraid the Bible leaves us no choice in this matter:

          Leviticus 20:13:
          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
          Right you are, Brother. Someone tried rounding up the sodomites and putting them on an island. That island is called Manhattan, and we can see the results.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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          • BelieverInGod
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            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

            Why is she questioning another woman? If she has questions she should go to her husband and be happy with what ever answer he gives her. That's what my Bible and husband tell me.
            Drama queen

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            • Ibelievenietzchienot
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9

              #7
              Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              It's very nice of you that you intend to take action without killing the faggots, Sister, but I'm afraid the Bible leaves us no choice in this matter:

              Leviticus 20:13:
              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
              Be reasonable, you can kill people just because you don,t like the way they live thier lives.I will also add that this phone call had nothing to do with the legalization of same sex marraige What about unmarried people who wish to marry someone that is the same sex as them?
              -from an atheist, think about this; you are being unjust. The law is meant to be secular.

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              • Ibelievenietzchienot
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                • Feb 2010
                • 9

                #8
                Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                It's very nice of you that you intend to take action without killing the faggots, Sister, but I'm afraid the Bible leaves us no choice in this matter:

                Leviticus 20:13:
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                Be reasonable, you can kill people just because you don,t like the way they live thier lives.I will also add that this phone call had nothing to do with the legalization of same sex marraige What about unmarried people who wish to marry someone that is the same sex as them?
                -from an atheist, think about this; you are being unjust. The law is meant to be secular.

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                • shadeofwinter
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                  • Mar 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                  Everytime another state makes it legal, I'm afraid for my marriage!
                  Matt. 6:5 "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."

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                  • god's 404
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                    i think you all are ridiculous your no different then the museum or al qaeda the government should stop you before you really do kill some body and say god told you to do it your taking a beautiful book (the bible) and twisting to mean what ever you want it to i am an openly gay young man and i see nothing wrong with it your the people with the problem i personally hope you all burn in hell for the acts of evil you commit against all of man kind at large you say your in the name of god but if i remember correctly god was loving and Matthew
                    7 say judge not least ye be judged and one day you will all face the day when you'll be judged for your wrong doings and if half of what you say is true i'll get to meet every one of you in hell

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                      Of all of your mistaken statements, this one takes the cake:
                      Originally posted by god's483 View Post
                      if half of what you say is true i'll get to meet every one of you in hell
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
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                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                        Originally posted by god's483 View Post
                        i think you all are ridiculous your no different then the museum or al qaeda the government should stop you before you really do kill some body and say god told you to do it your taking a beautiful book (the bible) and twisting to mean what ever you want it to i am an openly gay young man and i see nothing wrong with it your the people with the problem i personally hope you all burn in hell for the acts of evil you commit against all of man kind at large you say your in the name of god but if i remember correctly god was loving and Matthew
                        7 say judge not least ye be judged and one day you will all face the day when you'll be judged for your wrong doings and if half of what you say is true i'll get to meet every one of you in hell
                        So you're just copy/pasting this in all the threads? Did you even type the original yourself? Or just steal it from some homer site?
                        Drama queen

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                        • god's 404
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                          No thank you I am not just coping and pasting it in all threads i was meaning to put it in this one and had to many tabs open and thank you yes i typed it my self and i was even nice enough to not put in a few choice phases that i really wanted to include i just figured i would try to get a word in before some one who doesn't like to be disagreed with blocks my account.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22356

                            #14
                            Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                            Originally posted by god's483 View Post
                            i was even nice enough to not put in a few choice phases
                            How nice of you. Now please be even nicer and leave us alone.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Gay Marriage Destroys Christian Marriage!

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                              How are we twisting the Bible?
                              That's something that liberal false Christians love to say when losing an argument about the Bible. I once asked such a person exactly how I was twisting the Bible, and he instantly retracted that assertion.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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