[Redeemed Papist]

Re: War on Terror: Regarding the New Security Cameras in the Women's Restroom Stalls

Friend,

You don't even live in Freehold and neither does your wife. How would this information even be relevant to you?

It's becoming more and more common for the lesbian sexual predator to seduce women online. There are, I am led to believe, whole web sites dedicated to such things and the watching of their activities. Should I one day allow my wife to go online here I would not want her to befriend such a one while swapping pie recipes.

[HTannor]

Re: War on Terror: Regarding the New Security Cameras in the Women's Restroom Stalls

........There are, I am led to believe, whole web sites dedicated to such things and the watching of their activities.....

And just how did your discover these sites?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: War on Terror: Regarding the New Security Cameras in the Women's Restroom Stalls

And just how did your discover these sites?

I am ashamed to confess that I was naive once with an email I received that offered to direct me to views of "beautiful love between young women displayed for your pleasure."

I expected there to be recipes and women playing gentle games together in their breaks from sewing. Imagine my horror!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: War on Terror: Regarding the New Security Cameras in the Women's Restroom Stalls

There are, I am led to believe, whole web sites dedicated to such things and the watching of their activities.

Disgusting! I know it is a well-known fact that we women are insatiable harlots without Jesus in our lives (see Proverbs 30:15-16 for an explanation), but what kind of monster would actually want to look at a woman in a bathroom stall, lezbean or otherwise?

That's why I'm glad this new anti-terror initiative is being spearheaded by the the LBC security team and the Landover pastors. I feel safe in the knowledge that its impossible such Godly men could ever be aroused by those disgusting images, and are only subjecting themselves to it for the security of our fine nation.

Also, apologies to whoever was protecting my freedom by surveilling the third stall from the right in the Ladies' bathroom near the Salvation Shop at roughly 11:15 AM on Sunday morning. In the future I'll be doing my part for America by not eating a bucket of fried chicken all by myself on Saturday nights.

[Bible Student]

Re: War on Terror: Regarding the New Security Cameras in the Women's Restroom Stalls

Ladies, this last week we installed 1080p HD Security Cameras in the women's bathrooms in the Main Hall, Auditorium Extension, Bible Center, and the business offices for our church. There was a minor brouhaha by pushy, loud-mouthed broads who complained about "lack of privacy" and "possible sexual exploitation". While it is giving up some essential liberties, we must remember the inspired words of American patriot Benjamin Franklin who said "It is absolutely necessary to give up all your freedom for your security, so that you may have both."

You cannot be free without giving up all your rights!

In these days of terrorism, we need to be on guard. How do we know Al-Qaeda won't infiltrate our church, and go into the ladies' bathroom and set off a bomb? What if depraved lesbian acts were happening in the stalls? Should we sit back idly and let these crimes take place? NO!

So, we have installed HD Security Cameras not only inside the restrooms, but inside the stalls themselves. Rest assured that only a select few, trusted individuals will be able to see these cameras and videos, like myself, Pastor Ezekiel, Pastor William Nathaniel Sampon, all senior pastors, all junior pastors, all associate pastors, all deacons, camera maintenance engineers, security chief Bobby-Joe, and all security officers, both full-time and part-time.

I would also like to squash the unfounded rumor that I will be selling videos of the Landover Lady of your choice in various bathroom sessions for only $19.95. Oh, and they say I take cash, check, or VISA/MasterCard (no American Express). This is completely untrue and if you don't believe me, send me a private message or call my private cell for further details on why this rumor isn't true.

Rev. Jim, not only were you able to make a public announcement interesting, you also managed to sneak in a valuable history lesson about our wise forefather, Benjamin Franklin. I don't know how you manage to do that time and again.

[KittyKat]

Re: War on Terror: Regarding the New Security Cameras in the Women's Restroom Stalls

Sounds liek a brilliant idea, my dad was thinking of doing this at our church, to be extra safe and secure