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  • #16
    Re: Candidates: will you keep Freehold fluoridation-free?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I'm against flouridation, but could we put something in the reservoir that'd kill off hippies? Maybe a massive whirring blade that all the water was pulled through?
    I'm confident that an abattoir can be added to our treatment plant, but it would have to be self supporting as I don't think anyone is inclined to an increase in fees or taxes. Hippies are still a menace, albeit in decline and given way to all manner of unshaven progressives, "green" activists, new world order types, and other malcontents.
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    • #17
      Re: Candidates: will you keep Freehold fluoridation-free?

      I suspect that hippies processed through a wood chipper would make an excellent fertilizer for lawns and gardens, but I'm conflicted about the fact that they would probably die happily knowing that their bodies were used to help plants grow. Probably the better solution would be to burn them, thus releasing more CO2 into the atmosphere, or dissolving them in an acid bath and dumping the drums in the Freehold River.

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      • #18
        Re: Candidates: will you keep Freehold fluoridation-free?

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        I suspect that hippies processed through a wood chipper would make an excellent fertilizer for lawns and gardens, but I'm conflicted about the fact that they would probably die happily knowing that their bodies were used to help plants grow. Probably the better solution would be to burn them, thus releasing more CO2 into the atmosphere, or dissolving them in an acid bath and dumping the drums in the Freehold River.
        If you want to drive the hippies out, might I suggest impalement? Much cheaper than using acids or gasoline. Also terrifyingly effective at keeping others out of your compound.
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        • #19
          Re: Candidates: will you keep Freehold fluoridation-free?

          Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
          If you want to drive the hippies out, might I suggest impalement? Much cheaper than using acids or gasoline. Also terrifyingly effective at keeping others out of your compound.
          Well I put the dogs on them, but I'm always worried about what would happen if the dog ate one. I would hate to see what a Rottweiler on a "bad trip" would be like.
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          • #20
            Re: Candidates: will you keep Freehold fluoridation-free?

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            I suspect that hippies processed through a wood chipper would make an excellent fertilizer for lawns and gardens, but I'm conflicted about the fact that they would probably die happily knowing that their bodies were used to help plants grow. Probably the better solution would be to burn them, thus releasing more CO2 into the atmosphere, or dissolving them in an acid bath and dumping the drums in the Freehold River.
            Brother, I doubt they'd die happily if they were processed feet-first.
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            • #21
              Re: Candidates: will you keep Freehold fluoridation-free?

              I'm not making any accusations, but I'm once again concerned about our water. You see, one of my daughter's pet fishes has been acting in a way that could possible be slightly homosexual.

              The vet said it got an infection in some floatation bladder or something like that, which is why it's always hanging around, half-way upsidedown. I'm suspitious that it's just trying to be a nonconformist.

              Friends, this is why the battle to keep our water pure is so important. How would YOU tell your precious daughter that her fish has chosen to become a hippie?
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