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  • Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

    I was so glad that nobody got hurt at My Left Shoe's BBQ that I didn't realize that I haven't heard from Shoe since the fire.

    It probably dropped its Bluetooth headset in the chaos. Could someone lend it a phone? Or just let it borrow your computer.

    Thanks!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

    Good news! Unbeknownst to me, My Right Shoe "borrowed" my credit card and overnighted itself to Freehold last night. It has located My Left Shoe, and has informed me that I was correct. My Left Shoe did indeed lose its Bluetooth headset during the fire.

    It is alive and well, and planning to kick some butt at the polls!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

      Since the election, I've not heard a peep from either My Left Shoe or My Right Shoe.

      To be honest, I've never felt so free in my life. Ever since I bought those Shoes, I've felt as though I saw Jesus through a veil, like something was clouding my vision of Him. Now, He is clear as a bell!

      It never occurred to me until this very moment . . . is it normal for a Shoe to run for office, or use a Bluetooth headset to communicate? Could those Shoes have been . . .

      No, that's just silly.

      Right?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Since the election, I've not heard a peep from either My Left Shoe or My Right Shoe.

        To be honest, I've never felt so free in my life. Ever since I bought those Shoes, I've felt as though I saw Jesus through a veil, like something was clouding my vision of Him. Now, He is clear as a bell!

        It never occurred to me until this very moment . . . is it normal for a Shoe to run for office, or use a Bluetooth headset to communicate? Could those Shoes have been . . .

        No, that's just silly.

        Right?
        Your shoe?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #5
          Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Since the election, I've not heard a peep from either My Left Shoe or My Right Shoe.
          There's a danger to going around with no shoes: your socks will get all dirty. Oh, right, they already are.

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          • #6
            Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            There's a danger to going around with no shoes: your socks will get all dirty. Oh, right, they already are.
            Feel free to mock, Diddle-us Much. I have long ago purchased new shoes.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              I was so glad that nobody got hurt at My Left Shoe's BBQ that I didn't realize that I haven't heard from Shoe since the fire.

              It probably dropped its Bluetooth headset in the chaos. Could someone lend it a phone? Or just let it borrow your computer.

              Thanks!

              Uh....................are you high?
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • #8
                Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                Uh....................are you high?
                Enjoyable as this trip down memory lane is, you will see that My Left Shoe was apparently possessed by demons and was a viable candidate for Mayor of Freehold. I believe it got more votes than Alfred King. This all happened before you came to Freehold and took charge of that delightful trailer park.

                At the end of the day, both My Left and My Right Shoes disappeared. Mayor Hold, apparently in admiration of My Left Shoe's vigorous campaign, apparently bought himself an identical pair. He seems to wear them all the time now! It's almost like he has no choice.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

                  Ah hah. Gotcha.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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