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  • Boycott Mars Candy!

    The Mars Candy Company is donating $1,000,000 to help with the clean up efforts after Hurricane Harvey.

    That, in itself, is infuriating, because it just enables homos and blasphemers.


    Far, far worse is the $ 1,000,000,000 they are donating to fight the fallacy of "Climate Change"! This is an insult to God, Jesus and the Bible.


    Any and all weather events of the diastrous kind are God's Will and part of His Holy Plan. There is no "Climate Change" involved because The Lord is unchanging. The Bible says things are going to get bad to herald Jesus' Return and then things will get worse because Jesus needs to defeat Satan.


    Frankly, I don't understand Satan's motivation in all this because we know he has read the Bible. He's already aware that it ends badly for him but we don't have to ease his punishment by buying him candy. The stuff is already named for a false god, let's not hurt Jesus any more by pouring money into junk science theories that will be used to trick foolish women into having abortions.


    Also, M & M's keep putting more and more ingredients into colored candy shells. There has to be some homosexual agenda involved there.


    So, don't be mean to Baby Jesus by buying any Mars products. Hershey's should be avoided, too, because that company was started by Quaker fascists.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    Re: Boycott Mars Candy!

    Sister Handmaiden,


    The LORD GOD will bless you for encouraging His people to steer away from companies that do not honor His purposeful plan. Upon reading this, I immediately cleared everything from the Mars company and also Hershey from my apartment. I put a sign on the bulletin board in the main entryway encouraging my neighbors to do the same. An elderly lady suggested donating the candy to a shelter since most of the poor don't care about Jesus anyway - and I thought that was a lovely idea. Instead of shooting crack and smoking banana peels, the destitute will have rich milk chocolate, nuts, and caramel to enjoy as they sit in the shelters, spreading lice and bedbugs to the rest of the community through incidental contact (or intentional contact).


    May God richly favor you as you continue to serve Him.


    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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      Re: Boycott Mars Candy!

      Thank you so much BrotherLarry. If there are any True Christian(tm) purely godly chocolate sources available, I am taking donations.

      (Psst. The brownies at Chick fil a are soo goood. And eating them perturbs homers.)
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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