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  • #61
    Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
    Dear Mr. Hucker: I mean this in the nicest possible way: unless you wish to find yourself mingling with the likes of Miss Nettles and Miss Chubsy-Wubsy, then you should use caution when addressing servants of Almighty -- particularly to this elderly lady. And, you must remember: you have had a number of "red blocks" on your profile page already.

    Now, then, as for most generous offer of the agar, thank you, but no, thank you. Whilst I am sure that this is just as lovely as your wife's raspberry vignette accompaniment, I do have a number of Julia Child's books that shall keep me actively engaged for the next little while.

    I don't know who these people are, but they sound loathsome. My hunger for Christ is in earnest, Ms. White, just, I haven't been exposed to Landover for very long, so I may take some time to rewire my circuits to tune it to the tried and true True Christian ways. Plus, I am still coming off the morphine, so things may change for the better when the corona is given the all-clear and I am discharged from this vessel.

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    • #62
      Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

      As fascinating as Mr. 67's festering, weeping, flaccid health may be, let us not forget to share the Good News that the Bible alone has the cure to this very disaster!

      Let us not relax our Heavenly Mandated Command to teach the Word of God to all corners of the earth, even those corners that eat dog and rat and probably small children, who knows they are pretty desperate and uncouth over there. If the Chinaman won't heed tsunamis, perhaps they'll sit up and pay attention to burning internally. After all, they'll need the practice for where they're going if they don't repent!

      This plague is Jesus' love letter to the world, reminding us that the Word of God alone has Life! This plague is a reminder that what the Chinamen need is not masks or hospital beds or some rapidly created anti-virus, but More Bibles!
      He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
      I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.
      Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
      He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.
      Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
      Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
      Psalms 91-1-6

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #63
        Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
        I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.
        Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
        He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.
        Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
        Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
        Psalms 91-1-6



        You know what, that's actually one of my favorite verses! Thank you Mary, your tender womanly care has made me forget about the searing abscess of my boil completely and made me think about Jesus instead. Thank you, I really appreciate it.

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        • #64
          Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

          I am concerned that the Corona virus may not succeed in persuading the stubborn Chinese to come to God, based on the following verse:


          "And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts."

          Revelation 9:20-21, KJV
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #65
            Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            I am concerned that the Corona virus may not succeed in persuading the stubborn Chinese to come to God, based on the following verse:

            "And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts."

            Revelation 9:20-21, KJV
            Do the Chinese currently worship any of those things, Brother Billy Bob? I thought the whole problem with that industrious (but cunning) race was their total absence of worship? Their innate enthusiasm for murder, fornication and theft is quite another matter, of course, and enough on its own to condemn them.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • #66
              Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

              It is clear to Christians that this virus was sent by God to destroy certain of His enemies. This we know, but to unsaved wretches who demand a scientific explanation from people wearing lab coats and horn rimmed glasses, this can all be quite confusing. They don't understand why unheard of dangerous germs pop up from time to time in godless countries around the world. Sometimes the obvious to us is muddy and unclear to the unsaved.


              Now this God sent Corona Virus has appeared in Iran, in the middle of nowhere, far from China. No one has been to China and no one knows any Chinamen there. Still, they are stricken and scientists in lab coats and horn rimmed glasses are baffled. How was it transmitted? they ask. It is God's work. This fact is beyond their understanding.


              The Iranians worship the Moon God and the Chinese worship Chairman Mao and money. Neither knows Jesus. Both have obstructed President Donald Trump more than their fellow heathens. This should prove both the power of God and the futility of resisting America.


              There is still time for them to all come to Jesus, but they are blind to the truth and I expect they will all be dead by the end of the summer.


              There are other heathen areas that can expect similar treatment. Mexico must be high on the list. Canada and France have long since turned from Jesus. There is no point in listing them all- they know who they are and the Wrath of God is unleashed and coming their way.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • #67
                Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                It is clear to Christians that this virus was sent by God to destroy certain of His enemies. This we know, but to unsaved wretches who demand a scientific explanation from people wearing lab coats and horn rimmed glasses, this can all be quite confusing. They don't understand why unheard of dangerous germs pop up from time to time in godless countries around the world.
                It worries me, Brother, that we are being manipulated by the communist press into subscribing to "germ theory". As you so rightly point out ...
                Now this God sent Corona Virus has appeared in Iran, in the middle of nowhere, far from China. No one has been to China and no one knows any Chinamen there.
                QED, whatever that means, as the scientists like to say. God is simply punishing the Godless, and He is well within His Holy Rights to do so.

                Thank You, Jesus!
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • #68
                  Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  It worries me, Brother, that we are being manipulated by the communist press into subscribing to "germ theory". As you so rightly point out ...

                  QED, whatever that means, as the scientists like to say. God is simply punishing the Godless, and He is well within His Holy Rights to do so.

                  Thank You, Jesus!
                  As evident by my controversial boil, God tests us. As it is clearing up nicely, I see that His tests while painful are a form of tough love.


                  Hebrews 12:5
                  My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor pfaint when thou art rebuked of him: 6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and tscourgeth every son whom he receiveth.



                  I understand that I misconstrued his Word over the years and presented it inaccurately, and that is why He saw fit to plague me with corona. While I may be walking funny for the next couple of days, I walk with Jesus and that gives me the ultimate tingle.

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                  • #69
                    Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

                    It is clear to those who are friends with Christ the Holy Ghost and President trump walk hand in hand 'ore the land to keep True Christians(tm) safe from such plagues and annoyances as the Chinese have all too often inflicted. Why, just today President Trump announced that Vice President Mike Pence would lead the U.S. coronavirus response. Lest anyone doubt this fine decision, please do remember as governor of the good and capable state of Indiana, Mike Pence single handedly fought off a deadly HIV epidemic through the mighty power of Prayer. There is nothing on this earth that can withstand the Lord's Hand! Not germs, not sickness, not the Chinese!

                    Glory!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #70
                      Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

                      Originally Posted by Phil Hucker
                      As evident by my controversial boil . .
                      This thread is not about boils or any other Egyptian plague (although MERS could get a mention later on) and although germ theorists are mistaken as to the cause of Wuhan Corona, no-one can be mistaken about the symptoms.

                      Well, obviously "no-one" excludes those willing to extrude a symptom like ectoplasm and wave it around regardless of copious literature available to the contrary.

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                      And at this stage it must qualify as the year's most widely published information. God has explained about heathens and food markets (not that most people would need to be told what the least advisable locations for buying food looked like) and whether one was oneself vulnerable to food sourced plagues doesn't make such places any more salubrious. It's worth noting that not only Confucianists and Buddhists are being smitten but moon worshippers too. Apparently they're lying about everything. For general purposes however it's worth noting that buying food at places like this is something to avoid. Even if it's hosed down and served as a delicacy on a cruise ship.

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                      • #71
                        Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        The Iranians worship the Moon God and the Chinese worship Chairman Mao and money. Neither knows Jesus. Both have obstructed President Donald Trump more than their fellow heathens. This should prove both the power of God and the futility of resisting America.
                        Indeed, brother. And should they still have any lingering doubts, this powerful image of Prayer Warrior and Vice President Mike Pence leading the Coronavirus Task Force in prayer. No doubt they are not praying to undo God's Perfect Plan to destroy the lives and economy of the Chinamen and Arabs, but instead to place the United States and especially all True Christians™ under a mantle of protection against any microbiological activities otherwise normalized in the natural process of cause and effect one might expect with contagious diseases. But then we don't serve a natural King, but a supernatural one. Surely any funding to the CDC can be rerouted to Hookers for Jesus as this whole "pandemic" foolishness has been taken care of.

                        Glory!


                        Vice President Pence praying with the Coronavirus Team. 🙏🏻💪🏻🇺🇸
                        This administration invites God’s help. Keep holding them up in prayer.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #72
                          Re: God Sends Corona Virus Plague to Ravage the Heathen Chinamen

                          Thank you for posting the photograph. The impact of such a moment will be long lasting in policy decisions.

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