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  • #1

    Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

    The failing NBC news reports:

    Online far-right movements are splintering in the wake of last week’s Capitol riot, as some radical anti-government movements show signs of disillusionment with the relatively hands-off approach of some QAnon conspiracy theorists amid warnings of future violence.

    Users on... 4chan and TheDonald ... have become increasingly agitated with QAnon supporters, who are largely still in denial that President Donald Trump will no longer be in the Oval Office after Jan. 20.
    Fortunately no sign of that happening at Landover Baptist. I suspect those fluffy bunny far-right movements never really had the stomach for what it takes to institute a Christian theocracy.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
    Tags: coup, facebook, gotterdammerung, qanon, riot, social media, stop the steal, trumpocalypse now, twitter
  • #2
    Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    The failing NBC news reports:

    Fortunately no sign of that happening at Landover Baptist. I suspect those fluffy bunny far-right movements never really had the stomach for what it takes to institute a Christian theocracy.
    Dr. Toole, you have taken on the most serious problem we True Christians™ are encountering. It is Christians-in-name-only splitting off and saying cruel things about other Christians.

    We here at Landover Baptists will have none of that. We stand for unity in the faith. Our pastors and lay people are fearless in bringing outliers back into the fold of True Christianity. The growth of our church and national influence attests to the wisdom of our approach.

    We don't waste our time fighting with other Christians. Leave that to Christians-in-name-only. What we do is point to sins of other Christians and put them back on the path that leads to an eternity in paradise. When they own up to their sinful ways these Christians are happy and forever grateful. Praise Jesus.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      We here at Landover Baptists will have none of that. We stand for unity in the faith. Our pastors and lay people are fearless in bringing outliers back into the fold of True Christianity. The growth of our church and national influence attests to the wisdom of our approach.
      Praise Jesus! We are a beacon of hope for the far-right online. Once everyone settles on a common policy platform and the fake Christians admit they were deluded, we can accelerate towards Revelations and the end of times.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • #4
        Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

        I REBUKE this infighting in the Name of JESUS! I REBUKE the antifa storming the Capital in the Name of JESUS!
        I REBUKE the fraudulent elections in the Name of JESUS!
        I REBUKE Communism, Socialism, Feminism, Globalism, Environmentalism, Hollywoodism, and Homosexualism in the Name of JESUS!

        In JESUS' NAME we CALL DOWN THE ARMIES OF HEAVEN to Rid America of Satan and his minions! In JESUS' NAME we STAND FAST against the armies of darkness! In JESUS' NAME we follow the My Pillow Guy into Spiritual Battle and Claim President Trump President for at least four more years, ending any strife and selfish impulses Satan has been whispering in the ears of media moguls, social media CEOs and public radio employees!

        There IS NO FRACTURE in Christ. There IS NO FRACTURE in the Body of Christ! There IS NO FRACTURE because we REBUKE Satan who would spread these lies about fractures and falsehoods and fake news!


        Glory!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

          PRAISE JESUS! I feel the SPIRIT MOVE Aka Raka Baka Waka Taka Laka Paka the Angels are flying in from [South] Africa right now!

          Mary, thank you for your inspiring message. I hear the sound of an abundance of rain. I hear the sound of victory. I hear the fractured militias reforming right now, I hear crowds marching on... no wait, that's the national guard. I hear it's a time for healing and prayer, I hear the Lord forgives. I hear the President pardons federal crimes. I hear look forwards not backwards.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • #6
            Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

            I never got the whole Qanon thing. The only accurate prophesies are the ones in the Bible and the pronouncements of our Holy Landover pastors. It's clear that the End Times are upon us, but we need to take our country back from the libs like Mitch McConnell before Jesus raptures us out.
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • #7
              Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
              I never got the whole Qanon thing. The only accurate prophesies are the ones in the Bible and the pronouncements of our Holy Landover pastors. It's clear that the End Times are upon us, but we need to take our country back from the libs like Mitch McConnell before Jesus raptures us out.
              RINOs like Mitch McConnel are who's at fault. We need to simultaneously silence them mercilessly and entice them back into the fold with ever harder-right policies that people want.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #8
                Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot

                Uh oh, looks like our conservative brothers-in-arms the Taliban are running into a spot of bother with policy differences and infighting. I propose they put down their bazookas and come together under an initiative led by Ted Cruz to hash out a common platform. To start them off, I've jotted a few notes down for them to take and run with.

                1. Beheadings only on Mondays. This can help provide motivation for the rest of the work week.

                2. Women may show their ankles as long as they are not of child bearing age. So under 10 and over 50 (details to be hammered out).

                3. Broadcast religious readings 6 times daily. This is +1 from before to show they're serious.

                4. Death to America. Peace to, uh... (to be discussed).

                5. Cessation of voting rights to prevent fraud.

                6. Etc. etc.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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