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Re: Liveblog: from the frontline in Ukraine
True, Mr. Mayor. Radioactive soldiers who are glowing in the dark can serve as lanterns for the other soldiers. That will speed up the movement of the troops.
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Originally posted by Basilissa View Postbut my understanding is that some Russian soldiers should be easy to spot in the dark - they might be glowing:
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I don't know much about war business, but my understanding is that some Russian soldiers should be easy to spot in the dark - they might be glowing:
Several hundred Russian soldiers were forced to hastily withdraw from the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in Ukraine after suffering “acute radiation sickness” from contaminated soil, according to Ukrainian officials.
The troops, who dug trenches in a contaminated Red Forest near the site of the worst nuclear disaster in history, are now reportedly being treated in a special medical facility in Gomel, Belarus. The forest is so named because thousands of pine trees turned red during the 1986 nuclear disaster. The area is considered so highly toxic that not even highly specialized Chernobyl workers are allowed to enter the zone.SeanGallupSeveral hundred Russian soldiers were forced to hastily withdraw from the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in Ukraine after suffering “acute radiation sickness” from contaminated soil, according to Ukrainian officials.The troops, who dug trenches in a contaminated Red Forest near the site of the worst nuclear disaster in history, are now reportedly being treated in a special medical facility in Gomel, Belarus. The forest is so named because thousands of pine trees turned red during the 19
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Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View PostPretty fireworks aside
Evidence that it's God's wrath: two pornography-adjacent rock bands, Queen and Bad Company, did a huge concert in Kiev. I turned down the volume and looked at the crowd footage. It really cheered me up, thinking that most of those sinners are now dead or homeless:
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Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View PostI know this is true because everybody who replies will agree with me. If anyone disagrees, a mod will ban them, which proves how stupid they are.
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The only thing dumber than a dumb jock is a dumb democrat jock.
One news report teaser made it sound like the Russians were holding an American as a political prisoner.
Turns out she was arrested at an airport before the war. Looking at the footage of her arrest, you can see this genius decided to wear a shirt with an anti-police slogan, in an actual police state.
In Soviet Russia, the police protest you.
Or, in this case, they search the heck out of your luggage, and discover that dumb jocks are even dumber than the dumbest rock stars. Yes, she was holding.
Holding CBD, which is less potent than coffee, but still illegal. Did our dumb jock friend think that she had escaped the fascist ameriKKKa and arrived in the worker’s paradise?
Did she think she could get out of trouble by accusing the cops of being racist white whities?
In Soviet Russia punching bag punches you.
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4. Has anybody in the media asked about anti-Russian bigotry?
And of all of the proposed policies, everything from shooting down their planes to cancelling Swan Lake to Lindsay Graham’s assassination suggestion, nobody has suggested we brain-drain Russia by allowing skilled and/or sexy Russians to emigrate to the west.
Clearly it’s bigotry against ethnic Russians. I say we spread rumours of babooshka sightings in Mexico. We’ll see Trump’s Wall built in record time.
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I’m sick of hearing claims that Putin is incompetent, that he is surrounded by yes-men, or that he’s fallen prey to confirmation bias.
There is no such thing as “confirmation bias”. If everyone I know agrees with me, that just proves that I have successfully surrounded myself with smart people.
For example, I know that the Bible is accurate because the Bible says it’s accurate. If the Bible were false, the Bible would have told me that it’s false.
I know this is true because everybody who replies will agree with me. If anyone disagrees, a mod will ban them, which proves how stupid they are.
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Originally posted by Sally Paulson View PostLet’s forget all this blah blah blah about the thermobarbaric rockets and the courage of President Jewy Mcscruffy and get to the real threat that the world order faces: what is going to happen to the value of my real estate when all those Russian oligarchs have their mansions seized and put up for sale?
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Let’s forget all this blah blah blah about the thermobarbaric rockets and the courage of President Jewy Mcscruffy and get to the real threat that the world order faces: what is going to happen to the value of my real estate when all those Russian oligarchs have their mansions seized and put up for sale?
It’s easy enough to bog down social housing construction by demanding more impact statements to predict the effect on the local cockroach population, but I can’t NIMBY the construction of housing that has already been constructed.
I just saw Boris Johnson - you know, that British King who the liberals all hate because of his hair - being interrupted and subjected to a hysterical tirade by a Ukrainian woman who demanded that he start WW3, and worse, seize real estate. That Ukraine girl almost knocked him out. The last time I’ve seen something like that, it was John Kerry on the stage, and the heckler ended up giving us the immortal line “Don’t taze me bro” (spoiler alert: the bro tazed him).
Boris is a true class act though, he patiently listened to every last shriek and sob with empathy and blah blah blah but he never gave any guarantees regarding the security of my real estate values. He did say that starting WW3 was off the table, which I guess is worth pointing out, but come on, the civilized world needs to unite and show a firm front and man up and protect my investments.
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Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
He really didn’t think that Ukrainians would fight. Who can blame him? Ukraine is defended by white men.
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Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View PostI heard a broken English Ukrainian guy on the street in Ukraine interviewed this morning. He was all full of bluster about defeating the Russians.
I heard one journalist refer to Molotov cocktails as “potent weapons” which made me burst out laughing. If you want to slow down the Russians, the bottles to give them are the ones with the vodka still in them.
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Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post5. Putin is the most surprised of anybody. He really didn’t think that Ukrainians would fight. Who can blame him?
In my view, Putin should send in bus loads of evangelical preachers. They could hold their Bibles high and preach of the glorious days ahead under the Godly Putin. This would persuade the Ukrainians with guns to go home and wait quietly.
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