Vice Provost Chancellors and Chief Executive Directors all across the Seychelles have been hosting faculty luncheons to explain the phenomenon to our bosses' bosses.
In a follow up communication, CEO Vishal Garg of Better.com added “WAKE UP BETTER TEAM. You are TOO DAMN SLOW. You are a bunch of DUMB DOLPHINS and…DUMB DOLPHINS get caught in nets and eaten by sharks. SO STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME.”
There will be new administrative appointments at the Cxx and honorary level to oversee dolphin duties. Thank you for your attention - now back to work (if I forgot to say that). Don't forget to Love Our Values™ - Be Love Be Best™ Happy Work Happy™ - wash your hands and try being fast instead of slow. And not dumb. Your welcome
“As an individual, if my distrust in others’ competence and sincerity reaches critical levels, I will stop trusting them to be capable of making joint decisions that fundamentally shape and determine my life”
“Major democratic institutions, such as the UK’s House of Commons and the European Commission, have correctly identified fake news as a threat to their values and processes"
Mutual distrust has grave consequences for democracy, as citizens may come to view laws, processes or even the democratic system itself as no longer worthy of respect
“Major democratic institutions, such as the UK’s House of Commons and the European Commission, have correctly identified fake news as a threat to their values and processes"
Mutual distrust has grave consequences for democracy, as citizens may come to view laws, processes or even the democratic system itself as no longer worthy of respect
There will be new administrative appointments at the Cxx and honorary level to oversee dolphin duties. Thank you for your attention - now back to work (if I forgot to say that). Don't forget to Love Our Values™ - Be Love Be Best™ Happy Work Happy™ - wash your hands and try being fast instead of slow. And not dumb. Your welcome
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