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  • Frenchies Destroy American Food!

    Yes, Brothers and sisters, satan's imps, the French, have conspired to destroy one of America's cultural heritage foods, the Hot Dog! Can you imagine paying $25 for a Hot Dog made of chink meat? THIS story says it is already happening!

    ...That's right, hot dogs, made from imported salmon. On whole-grain buns, no less. They'll be out later this month, at $3.49, when gourmet hot dog chain Franktitude is scheduled to open its first of five eateries in the Miami area.

    Then, there are Franktitude's 25 toppings — from Wasabi mayo to artichokes to banana chips. More are on tap, says CEO Ari Wurmann.

    This may be just the latest twist in the "upscaling" of hot dogs. The $511 billion restaurant industry — which has cashed in on gourmet burgers, pizza and coffee — is unleashing a slew of gourmet hot dogs on consumers. Some are organic. Some, tofu. In a few cases, prices can rival steak.

    "It's the 'Starbucking' of the hot dog," says Janet Riley, president of the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council.

    Much of the upscaling is taking place outside Chicago — famous for indigestion-risking "Chicago style" hot dogs (sans ketchup but with lots of other toppings). After five years of flat sales, the $1.6 billion hot dog world has decided that the best way to grow is gourmet.

    "It's one of the last great American entrepreneurial opportunities," says Jeff DeGraff, business professor at the University of Michigan. Perhaps that's why some dogs:

    •Sell for $25. Few have taken the gourmet end more seriously than The Laundry, a white-tablecloth restaurant in East Hampton, N.Y., that this summer began selling $25 hot dogs made from Wagyu beef. It's sold more than 1,000 of them since July. Some customers order $250 bottles of wine with them, says co-owner Stuart Kreisler. "There's a chicness to it," he says. "It's reverse snobbery."

    •Flaunt ethnic twists. At Dogma Grill in Miami, a top seller is the Tropicale, smothered with crushed pineapple, bacon, mozzarella cheese and special sauce. Its Burrito Dog features two grilled hot dogs wrapped in a flour tortilla.
    This just makes me sick, as a God-fearing American.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Yes, Brothers and sisters, satan's imps, the French, have conspired to destroy one of America's cultural heritage foods, the Hot Dog! Can you imagine paying $25 for a Hot Dog made of chink meat? THIS story says it is already happening!
    Originally posted by Satan's whore Janet Riley
    It's the 'Starbucking' of the hot dog
    Bearing Starbucks' record in mind, I shudder to think what that involves.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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