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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373
    #1

    Jesus calls Faithful Anna Nicole Smith home!

    Brothers and Sisters, I am saddened to report the passing of one of God's Favorite White Women: Anna Nicole Smith.

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    In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
    A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.
    But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.
    The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.
    Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.
    It is always a sad day when God calls home one of His Own. Thankfully, her fortune that she was fighting for from her husband of a solid few months will be socked away into Landover's Vaults. Praise Jesus! Another boon to our already burgeoning accounts!
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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729
      #2
      Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

      Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
      Brothers and Sisters, I am saddened to report the passing of one of God's Favorite White Women: Anna Nicole Smith.

      It is always a sad day when God calls home one of His Own. Thankfully, her fortune that she was fighting for from her husband of a solid few months will be socked away into Landover's Vaults. Praise Jesus! Another boon to our already burgeoning accounts!
      Praise the Lord that she was Saved so shortly before her death! Why, just think; had she not sufficient sense to see through her drug-induced haze and convert -- just weeks ago, in what she doubtless thought was the prime of life -- she would now be condemned to an eternity in Hell!

      Anna Nicole will join Jesus and make Heaven even more beautiful!

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        • TwinkBoy
          CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2006
          • 212
          #3
          Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

          You poor people are SOooo LOST!! Get BEYOND the $$ signs loves!!
          "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

          "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

              She sure did have big breasteses!

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

                  She sure did Sister Sue!

                  I bet right now JESUS is all nestled between them, giving her a big warm hug to welcome her into Heaven.

                  GLORY!!!!!!!
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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      She sure did Sister Sue!

                      I bet right now JESUS is all nestled between them, giving her a big warm hug to welcome her into Heaven.

                      GLORY!!!!!!!
                      Aw, Sister Thumper, that is such a sweet thought! Geez, I Hope He doesn't get His Beard all tangled up in there, 'cause Man, He be needing a big old can of Crisco to get it out!

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                        • TwinkBoy
                          CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 212
                          #7
                          Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          She sure did Sister Sue!

                          I bet right now JESUS is all nestled between them, giving her a big warm hug to welcome her into Heaven.

                          GLORY!!!!!!!
                          OHhhh I bet he is too, loves! LMAO....and I bet he's giving her the BIGGEST "welcome" possible and I just bet the "holy rod" is involved somewhere toooooo......
                          Last edited by TwinkBoy; 02-10-2007, 04:03 AM.
                          "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                          "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729
                              #8
                              Re: Jesus calls home one of His Faithful....

                              Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                              OHhhh I bet he is too, loves! LMAO....and I bet he's giving her the BIGGEST "welcome" possible and I just bet the "holy rod" is involved somewhere toooooo......
                              I see no reason Jesus would have to discipline Sister Anna Nicole. She has already been washed clean in His blood!

                              This isn't Sister Anna Nicole, but rather a dramatization of how she must have felt, as all her sins washed away. All that depravity flashed through her mind one last time, God reminding her of all she'd done so she could beg and receive His blessed forgiveness for each and every disgusting act!

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78552
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jesus calls Faithful Anna Nicole Smith home!

                                  The important point here is that Ms. Smith accepted Jesus as her personal Saviour, and became a Triple-Platinum Tithing True Christian™ in a very real and legally binding sense.

                                  The paternity of her 5 month old baby daughter has yet to be determined. Once again, I'd like to deny that I may be the father of this child. I would really like to deny that.

                                  In any event, Ms. Smith's will leaves the guardianship and upbringing of the baby to Landover Baptist Church. Her betrothal should be announced later this year. Praise Jesus.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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