God Closes Nudist Camp

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I doubt God wants His children wandering around like they're on a p*rno shoot in San Fernando Valley. That's a no-no folks. Keep your sinful bits covered at all times.

[Johny Joe Hold]

He looks foreign. Now I enjoy a picnic as much as anyone. Some strawberries, ginger beer, a sandwich and a nice cake: what could be a happier occasion? But, perhaps I've led a sheltered life, never have we used foreigners to pre-warm the picnic blanket as depicted. So whatever garden this blackguard is hallucinating (or perhaps they're VR smartglasses harvesting his brain for vistas to display?) I'm 100% it would be no paradise for God and therefore no paradise for any Christian.

And I can't believe that really is a pre-picnic tradition anywhere, even if it is foreign. Ew!

I don't know the mind of God, of course, but perhaps he would look a bit more kindly at nudity if those who choose it would be buff. This fellow needs to learn Pastor Zeke's fitness regimen.

[MitzaLizalor]

..just what did those sinners think that that park is? The Garden of Eden?!

Perhaps they do but I recall there was no fabric at the time for picnic blankets. Until she committed the sin of being deceived, Eve had no idea how embarrassing she looked and thus had no need for woven material. At any rate, none was used to conceal her shame.

I Timothy 2:13-14 Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

Perhaps this fellow thinks he will avoid God's wrath by not being entirely naked. He kept his glasses on.

Adam, who was not deceived, would have thought that very likely. What a surprise it must have been for him to cop Eve in all her awfulness so he had to start sticking fig leaves on her! At least they managed to find some sewing thread.

Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

He looks foreign. Now I enjoy a picnic as much as anyone. Some strawberries, ginger beer, a sandwich and a nice cake: what could be a happier occasion? But, perhaps I've led a sheltered life, never have we used foreigners to pre-warm the picnic blanket as depicted. So whatever garden this blackguard is hallucinating (or perhaps they're VR smartglasses harvesting his brain for vistas to display?) I'm 100% it would be no paradise for God and therefore no paradise for any Christian.

And I can't believe that really is a pre-picnic tradition anywhere, even if it is foreign. Ew!

[Isabella White]

Good! I am so happy to read of this, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I mean, just what did those sinners think that that park is? The Garden of Eden?!

[Johny Joe Hold]

_{What on earth is he}↑ _doing?

Perhaps this fellow thinks he will avoid God's wrath by not being entirely naked. He kept his glasses on.

[MitzaLizalor]

_{What on earth is he}↑ _doing?

[Johny Joe Hold]

God extracts justice when need be. It has taken 75 years for a patient God to put the Florida Naturalist Park, a place where people go about exposing sinful organs, for sale. He has decided it is time to close this den of sin. Many of us are praying it will become an adult Bible Camp.

Nudist Camp for Sale: The Rise and Fall of the Florida Naturist Park