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  • Muslim forced to marry goat!

    A Sudanese man (that's one of those Muslim "nations", right?) was forced by elders to pay a dowry and marry another man's goat after he was found having "relations" with it.

    Good Christian folk would have stoned him, but apparently Muslims think differently about such things!

    This story makes Jesus hurl!

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    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.


    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


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    Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

    Yuck
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    • #3
      Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

      This is what happens when a people is without Christ. Though on the other hand they clearly know that the real victim in a rape is the woman's father.

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      • #4
        Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

        Poor goat! Cruelty to animals, that is.
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        • #5
          Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Poor goat! Cruelty to animals, that is.
          Yes, it is.

          It's far preferable to chop a domesticated animal's head off, butcher it, and slow-roast it than to marry it.

          Say, does your husband often say you've been a BAA-AA-AAD girl?

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          • #6
            Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            Yes, it is.

            It's far preferable to chop a domesticated animal's head off, butcher it, and slow-roast it than to marry it.
            Actually, if it was a human that intended to marry it, that's probably true!

            Say, does your husband often say you've been a BAA-AA-AAD girl?
            That's none of your business and if he does, he doesn't say 'bad' that that way.
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            • #7
              Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

              Hmm, the mooselimbs aren't even good at following their own Qu'ran. The man is supposed to kill the beast... But if it keeps him from blowing himself and our troops up, maybe it's for the better.

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              • #8
                Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                I don't think that this news story is completely accurate. Being a filthy mudslime pervert, I can't imagine that he needed to be forced.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                  This is dumb and wrong.

                  The guy should have been sentenced to death along with the goat.

                  Here is the proof:

                  Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: "The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him. I (Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offence can be attributed to the animal? He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.


                  Abu Hurairah reported Allah's Messenger (Pbuh) said: "Four types of people awake under Allah's anger and go to bed under Allah's displeasure." Those who were listening asked: "Who are they, Messenger of Allah?" He replied: Men who imitate women, women who imitate men, those who have sex with animals, and men who have sex with men."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                    Originally posted by shert View Post
                    This is dumb and wrong.

                    The guy should have been sentenced to death along with the goat.

                    Here is the proof:

                    Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: "The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him. I (Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offence can be attributed to the animal? He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.


                    Abu Hurairah reported Allah's Messenger (Pbuh) said: "Four types of people awake under Allah's anger and go to bed under Allah's displeasure." Those who were listening asked: "Who are they, Messenger of Allah?" He replied: Men who imitate women, women who imitate men, those who have sex with animals, and men who have sex with men."
                    Quote all the satanic gibberish you like, it is a well-established fact that mudslime men fornicate with goats, camels and pigs. In many cases, they prefer them to their mustachioed wives. You can't come in here and lie to us about it, but I understand your reluctance to admit such a disgusting fact about your filthy cult, mudslamisim.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      A Sudanese man (that's one of those Muslim "nations", right?) was forced by elders to pay a dowry and marry another man's goat after he was found having "relations" with it.

                      Good Christian folk would have stoned him, but apparently Muslims think differently about such things!

                      This story makes Jesus hurl!

                      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
                      Personally, I'd rather be stoned than married to a goat. But what does Clown have to do with this again?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                        Thats probably one of the funniest things I heard in ages. Serves the rotter right! Who sleeps with a goat? He must be pretty ugly. I think the ruling was fair. He slept with it, so he should marry the animal! haha
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                        • #13
                          Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                          I'm wondering if he will name the kids Billy or Nanny.



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                          • #14
                            Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                            Originally posted by M.D. View Post
                            Personally, I'd rather be stoned than married to a goat. But what does Clown have to do with this again?
                            That was clown? I didn't know clown was a muslim.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Muslim forced to marry goat!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              That was clown? I didn't know clown was a muslim.
                              I didn't know you were a goat.

                              Oh, congratulations on your wedding.

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