Towelheads thumb their noses at God

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Sadly, today the crazy towelheads in Irania have thumbed their noses at Jesus once again, stepping in the way of His Return. All it would have taken was a few more days until our bombers could have headed over that way and turned that Godforsaken sand country into a glass factory, which would have sparked Russia to counter attack and then BAM all of God's prophecies would have come true. But no, the towelhead Ajmanijihad had to go ahead and taunt us with Jesus' imminent return and then give the soldiers back. I, for one, say that we should go ahead with our post-emptive strike and bring home the Bacon for Jesus!