[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

Putting her in a refrigerator sounds like a lovely thing to do. If I'd just been nuked in a microwave oven, I'd be grateful for a chance to cool down. And he probably just locked her in the safe because heard there was a Catholic priest in the area, and wanted to keep her somewhere secure.

You, dear boy, are one sick puppy.

Praise! Here, the loving Christian father has taught her that her father on earth, much like her Father in Heaven, is vicious, unpredictable, and likely to lash out violently for reasons she cannot understand, so a constant state of fear is the only reasonable way for her to go through life. An excellent way of teaching her about the nature of Our Lord! Praise!

In a constant state of fear is a lousy way way to go through life.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

You, dear boy, are one sick puppy.

What would you recommend? Should he have put her in a sauna after taking out of the microwave? Seriously, I doubt that'd help much.

In a constant state of fear is a lousy way way to go through life.

You'd prefer to go through life in ignorance and denial?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

What would you recommend? Should he have put her in a sauna after taking out of the microwave? Seriously, I doubt that'd help much.


I would recommend not putting infants in kitchen appliances or vaults at all.

You'd prefer to go through life in ignorance and denial?

I prefer to go through life taking as much joy and pleasure in every moment as I can. Going through life constantly looking over your shoulde just gives you a pain in the neck.

[Brother V]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

after taking her out of the microwave.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Why am I reminded of the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego?

YIC
V

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

Why am I reminded of the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego?

YIC
V

So why did your god not protect this baby from being injured by her sorry excuse for a father? Microwave technology too advanced for him?

[Brother V]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

So why did your god not protect this baby from being injured by her sorry excuse for a father? Microwave technology too advanced for him?

Maybe the infant didn't worship God?

IF you read the story of S,M and A; then you would have seen these verses.

17 If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

18 But if not, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

So, apparently, the child doesn't worship God correctly.

AND, Jesus wasn't in the fire with the baby.

25 He answered and said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.

If the child REALLY was a Child of God (r), then I'm sure the Lord would have protected it.

YIC
V

[Deaner]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

So why did your god not protect this baby from being injured by her sorry excuse for a father? Microwave technology too advanced for him?

Until we have more answers it's probably best not to fly off the handle with wild accusation's & innuendo. You've received Biblical proof of why the father may have done it and also why God may have ordered it. At this point we don't know.

If this guy did it without Biblical backing then he will be properly punished. But if it turns out it was indeed God and/or satan; I'm not quite sure how you expect me to hold him personally accountable.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

Until we have more answers it's probably best not to fly off the handle with wild accusation's & innuendo. You've received Biblical proof of why the father may have done it and also why God may have ordered it. At this point we don't know.

If this guy did it without Biblical backing then he will be properly punished. But if it turns out it was indeed God and/or satan; I'm not quite sure how you expect me to hold him personally accountable.

Anyone who puts a baby in a microwave is personally accountable - period.

[Deaner]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

Anyone who puts a baby in a microwave is personally accountable - period.

Before those sneaky yids turned their back on Christ; God would reward them for slaughtering entire villages. If God gives the go signal there's absolutely no personal accountability. You'd best stop reading those homer political rags and get some sense.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

So why did your god not protect this baby from being injured by her sorry excuse for a father? Microwave technology too advanced for him?

Friend, what makes you think God would want to protect this baby? For all we know, it was filled with demons. There's a chance it may even have been possessed by Allah itself, and determined to ride its pedal car into the White House. The real miracle here would be if God managed to protect the poor father from the wrath of the demonspawn. And, lo and behold, He has! Praise Him!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

Maybe the infant didn't worship God?


How exactly can you possibly expect a 2-month-old baby to worship anyone or anything? At 2 months, all it knows how to do is nurse, sleep, and fill its diaper.


If the child REALLY was a Child of God (r), then I'm sure the Lord would have protected it.

YIC
V

Didn't Jesus say something about not harming little ones? Luke 17:2
Somebody get that father a millstone and head for the beach.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Loyal Christian wife stands by her man; media says she's nuts

Friend, what makes you think God would want to protect this baby? For all we know, it was filled with demons. There's a chance it may even have been possessed by Allah itself, and determined to ride its pedal car into the White House.!

You forgot to take your Lithium again, didn't you?