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  • Mooselimbs Bomb Offices of French Satire Magazine

    Cathylicks are always good for some amusement, and the French Cathylicks are no exceptions. I have often asked myself what could be worse than the obnoxious goose liver and frog leg eating French. Well now I have my answer – French mooselimbs.

    This past week the mooselimbs again became agitated over a French satire magazine poking fun at the false profit child rapist mohammed. The MSM once again is shying away from letting us see what all the ruckus is about. Well, Freehold is not afraid of a few mooselimbs – everyone here is required by law to be heavily armed, so bring it on. True Christians™ will oblige you in your quest to be dispatched to the Lake of Fire in short order – allah not withstanding.

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    November 2, 2011 12:06 pm
    Firebomb hits French satire magazine

    By James Boxell in Paris

    The offices of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly French magazine, have been burnt down in a firebomb attack on the same day that it published a special edition entitled “Charia [Sharia] Hebdo” with the Prophet Muhammad depicted as editor-in-chief.

    The paper’s website was also brought down by hackers in what staff believe was retaliation for the publication, which “celebrated” the victory of an Islamist political party in the recent Tunisian elections and the promise from Libya’s interim leader that Sharia law would be the principal source of legislation in the country. The magazine’s front page carried a large picture of the prophet, which is forbidden in Islam, with the caption: “100 lashes if you are not dying of laughter”.

    The burning down of the publisher’s offices – in Paris’ 20th arrondissement, home to a large Muslim community – evoked memories of the publication by Danish newspaper, Jyllands-Posten, of 12 controversial cartoons of Muhammad in 2005. Those pictures, including one with Muhammad wearing a bomb as a turban, prompted riots and anti-Danish protests across the Muslim world. They were also reprinted by Charlie Hebdo, which regularly satirises religion. It has been subject to 13 separate legal actions by Catholic extremists.

    The petrol bombing, which police say was probably carried out by two men in the early hours of Wednesday morning, sparked outrage among political leaders in a country that guards its commitment to a secular society.

    The attack comes at a time of tension over the increasing influence of Islam in France’s cities, and Paris in particular.


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    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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    Re: Mooselimbs Bomb Offices of French Satire Magazine

    Maybe this "satire" magazin was in fact an abortion center. France is the world leader in abortion.
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • #3
      Re: Mooselimbs Bomb Offices of French Satire Magazine

      <- "Hello, I am the Prophet Mohammed, and I approve of this post."
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        Re: Mooselimbs Bomb Offices of French Satire Magazine

        Has the french "army" issued a pre-emptive surrender yet?



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        • #5
          Re: Mooselimbs Bomb Offices of French Satire Magazine

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          Maybe this "satire" magazin was in fact an abortion center. France is the world leader in abortion.
          I'm torn. While I normally abhor abortion, aborting French people seems like a really, really good idea. And if they're Catholics or muslims that's just a bonus.

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          • #6
            Re: Mooselimbs Bomb Offices of French Satire Magazine

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            I'm torn. While I normally abhor abortion, aborting French people seems like a really, really good idea. And if they're Catholics or muslims that's just a bonus.
            It would not wonder me if they sell the fetuses as frog legs...
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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