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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12418

    #1

    Woman Hits Preacher in the Head With a Bible

    I like the beautiful women who attend the LBC in Freehold. They have never caused a problem.

    We just need to keep in mind the limitations women have in understanding issues of theology.

    Like what happened in Tennesse's Mount Zion Baptist Church. A woman concluded her Pastor, a Man of God, was in the grips of Satan. "He's got the demon in him," she said as she hit him over the head with her Bible.

    She was rightly charged with assult. Let's learn from this.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Woman Hits Preacher in the Head With a Bible

    Brother, you know how those people get. So easily excited, wailing and clapping and carrying on with their jazz-inspired gospel music. She was probably on an adrenaline high. Or bath salts.

    I'm glad the WASP women in my congregation don't get all worked up like that!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Johnathan
      Baptizing vehicles for Christ
      Authorized True Christian™ Car Dealer
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2012
      • 204

      #3
      Re: Woman Hits Preacher in the Head With a Bible

      1st Timothy 2:11-15 , Ephesians 5:22-24 , 1st Peter 3:1 , Titus 2:5

      Perhaps now the bleeding-heart liberals will understand why the Lord treats womenfolk as lesser than us in the Holy Book?
      THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR SCRIPTURE!

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