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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    How do Canadians manage to reproduce?

    I cannot understand how Canadians keep their godforsaken country populated.

    As if the polar weather and manatory conscription into homersexuality weren't bad enough, in today's news we read what shocking ideas the Canadians have, when it comes to heterosexual activity. If Canadians aren't the most perverted people on the face of God's earth, then I don't want to know who is.

    Lover pierces heart in botched sex game
    David Ljunggren, May 19, 2008 - 10:53AM

    OTTAWA - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.

    The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.

    The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.

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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: How do Canadians manage to reproduce?

    Those wacky Canadians! The woman isn't supposed to penetrate the man, and the only time there should be blood during sex is when the hymen is ruptured during the consummation of the wedding.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • May 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: How do Canadians manage to reproduce?

      What a dreadful carry-on.

      She should have carved a Cross.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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