[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Isn't it Gods job to say who is going to hell. God wants us to worry about our own relationships and not that of others. I would be afraid to say that he went to hell.

I should hope that you would be afraid to say that God went to Hell! And please have the decency to capitalise His name when you're spouting gibberish about Him.

If your mother or father or child or sibling die today unsaved would you be on here tomorrow pointing out his faults? (I don't think so)

First of all, my mother is not a he. My family is a little bit weird, but not that weird. Secondly, George Carlin was a public figure, and thus in the public eye and worth discussing on here; my father, in contrast, is just some Jew, and who wants to hear about yids? But yes, if I thought it would help anyone to hear the story of how God killed my dad for refusing to serve Him, then I would be only too pleased to recount it here.

Let's see, what do we already have in Hell; we have the musicians, Goths, witches, gameproducers, moviemakers, a whole bunch of other fun stuff and oh, Comedians. Seems like Hell is the fun place, Heaven on the other hand must be a boring place as all the good stuff is send to Hell.

Depends what your definition of "good stuff" is. I'll admit that we are markedly short on MDMA, horrible bleepy music that no-one in their right mind would ever listen to, and gas masks, which is all you goth trash seem to care about, but there's more to life than that, you know.

Misfiring synapses of a person whose brain is suddenly deprived of oxygen...

Wait, what do your posts have to do with anything? And I dunno if sudden is the right word to use here, since you seem to have been brain-dead for years.

[Comrade V]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

I'll miss George Carlin. He was a good comedian and was never afraid to speak the truth. May he rest in peace.

[snottyduck]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

That's an excellent point, S. Duck. Most religions ARE based on fear. Let's have a look-see:

Now, for contrast, Christianity: If you love Jesus, He will love YOU, too, and you get to spend eternity in Heaven. Only those who reject Him or who continue to sin (a form of rejecting Him) are sent to Hell, since that's simply the only other place for souls to go. Heaven's a private club you have to willingly join, friend!

You're absolutely right, S. Duck. With the exception of Christianity, all major religions/cults are founded in fear, and are clearly fraudulent!

Your religion is also based on fear because you frighten the people with all those little rules in the book, "don't do that, or you go to hell, don't do this or you also go to hell". So yes Christianity is also based on fear. If you want a religion without fear you should have no hell or other form of punishment.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Your religion is also based on fear because you frighten the people with all those little rules in the book, "don't do that, or you go to hell, don't do this or you also go to hell". So yes Christianity is also based on fear. If you want a religion without fear you should have no hell or other form of punishment.

But then it'd not be Truth, Mr. Duck.

God created Hell as the place to send all the people who reject Him. Should we pretend it's not there?

You have to APPLY to join the Heavenly Country Club, and then you have to follow the RULES. That's not fear, that's free will and understanding the consequences.

Works just the same as any other club, doesn't it? You break the rules, you get thrown out.

[JennyD]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

I thought this was a thread about the evils of George Carlin, and how he's spending eternity receiving all seven of those naughty words tattooed on his <censored> with a fireplace poker?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

I thought this was a thread about the evils of George Carlin, and how he's spending eternity receiving all seven of those naughty words tattooed on his <censored> with a fireplace poker?

Instead, it's "Lumpy and Snottyduck bore us to death, while Major Tom tries to get us to pray to the queen of hell, part CCCXCVIII."

[Comrade V]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

I thought this was a thread about the evils of George Carlin, and how he's spending eternity receiving all seven of those naughty words tattooed on his <censored> with a fireplace poker?

I wouldn't be surprised if he already had those tattooed there a long time ago. Good ol' Carlin.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Instead, it's "Lumpy and Snottyduck bore us to death, while Major Tom tries to get us to pray to the queen of hell, part CCCXCVIII."

If Jesus is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, how can His mother be the queen of hell? That makes no sense...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

If Jesus is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, how can His mother be the queen of hell? That makes no sense...

You do like to revisit arguments that we've already refuted, don't you? Your "Virgin Mary" goddess isn't the real Mary. How can Mary be the Queen of Heaven when Scripture makes it abundantly clear that the "Queen of Heaven" was a pagan goddess whose worship infuriated God?

Jeremiah 7:18: The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead [their] dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

You do like to revisit arguments that we've already refuted, don't you? Your "Virgin Mary" goddess isn't the real Mary. How can Mary be the Queen of Heaven when Scripture makes it abundantly clear that the "Queen of Heaven" was a pagan goddess whose worship infuriated God?

Jeremiah 7:18: The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead [their] dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

That was a false "queen of heaven". Mary hadn't even been conceived yet, and she wasn't crowned Queen of Heaven and Earth until after her short death and Assumption (body and soul) into Heaven.

To refute your other point, here's another example: Rapper Nas (very lyrically gifted) often refers to himself as "God's Son". We know he isn't really, but does that mean "God's Son" is an idolatrous title by nature, and there is no true Son of God?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

That was a false "queen of heaven". Mary hadn't even been conceived yet, and she wasn't crowned Queen of Heaven and Earth until after her short death and Assumption (body and soul) into Heaven.

Book, chapter, and verse, or it didn't happen.

To refute your other point, here's another example: Rapper Nas (very lyrically gifted) often refers to himself as "God's Son". We know he isn't really, but does that mean "God's Son" is an idolatrous title by nature, and there is no true Son of God?

Actually, that backs up my other point. You call your goddess the "Blessed Virgin Mary," but that doesn't mean that she is the same Mary as in the Bible, especially since they have mutually exclusive attributes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

To refute your other point, here's another example: Rapper Nas (very lyrically gifted) often refers to himself as "God's Son". We know he isn't really, but does that mean "God's Son" is an idolatrous title by nature, and there is no true Son of God?

Well well, isn't this interesting? An alleged mary worshiping "father" taking a detailed interest in a nigra boy rap singer....Makes one wonder...

So I did a bit of digging, and lo and behold; the violent porch monkey calling itself "Nas" (short for NASTY) writes such filthy lyrics that even libral demons like Jesse Jackson hate him. The boy has a toilet mouth and puts it on records that he sells to make more and more money(for his crack habit no doubt). Take a look at THIS!

Did the papist say he was "lyrically gifted"?!?

Yes, he did. "Very" even

Now why would a bead counter be such a fan of extreme violent nigra devil music?