[Eva_Christensen]

Re: God Hates Selfies

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Ever since Obama took that selfie with that slut Danish Prime Minister, selfies have been in the news. It's not known whether Obama got a dose of head lice or was made to suffer at the hands of Michelle, but it's becoming clear that God is not fond of selfies.

I hope you can forgive me intruding like this - not beeing a and all - but I do feel I have to appologize for our slut Danish Prime Ministers selfie, with Obama - I live in that God forsaken country of Denmark and I was so distraught when I first saw it!

Knowing that God hates selfies, Obama, female heads of state AND Denmark, I pray every day, that the good Lord will send us a proper man to guide us and show this country the right direction.

Prayers
E

[Dutch Girl]

Re: God Hates Selfies

This thread needs more selfies!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Go ahead, yuk it up all you want - Jesus is getting serious about selfies. The head lice were just a warning.

Couple plunges to death while taking photo at cliff edge
A couple 'taking a selfie' at a cliff edge at Cabo da Roca, a popular spot for tourists in Portugal, fell hundreds of feet to their death.

A couple taking a photo on the edge of a cliff died when they fell hundreds of feet while their young children watched, according to news reports.

The Polish couple died after falling from the rocky edge in Cabo da Roca in west Portugal. They were apparently taking a 'selfie' photo of themselves, according to NBC and others, though details of the events leading up to the fall were still hazy.

A local English language news site, the Portugal Resident, said the parents had given the children the camera to take a picture.

Their children, ages 5 and 6, were turned over to Polish diplomats and are undergoing psychiatric care.

The parents may have crossed a safety barrier in order to reach the cliff edge, the Daily Mail reported.

It happened Saturday but the rising tide prevent emergency crews from recovering the bodies until Sunday.

Monika Dulian, Poland's consul in Lisbon, said the family had lived in Portugal for several years, the Daily Mail reported.

The U.K.'s The Independent has some video of the Portuguese rescue operation.

The cliff edge at Portugal's most westerly point is a popular spot for tourists looking to photograph themselves "at the edge of Europe."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/08/11/selfie-death-fall-portugal/13922025/

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: God Hates Selfies

How very apropos for this comment to have been placed just under the Dutch wench'es post by the LORD's Perfect Sovereignty. Why, just looking at the photo above, I can identify this woman as not only a slack harlot, but one who socializes with the most depraved homosexuals.
Makes me angry to see this is what the Dutch think is "normal" these days. They were once such a devout people.

What I am looking for, and have never seen, is a selfie of a housewife wearing an apron. I don't understand why women need to portray themselves in any other way.

[lukasekman]

Re: God Hates Selfies

If you really have to pollute this Godly forum with heathen selfies, do at least make it with a homeless. When making a selfie with a homeless, you'll automatically tilt your face and aim the phone in the best possible angle, and will look up to 50 percent better.

You will also remind the bum that God watches him as he watches you:

Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.
- Hebrews 4:13
The LORD looketh from heaven; he beholdeth all the sons of men.
- Psalm 33:13

Doing selfies with beggars is much better than giving them money, since things will start working together and they will stop being poor if they show love to God:

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
- Romans 8:28

[Scott Richards]

Re: God Hates Selfies

Selfies lead to homosexuality because men and women will start admiring themselves smore and then want to see what their parts look like on other bodies of the same sex. especially those people that look liek animals that could lead to bestiality. Elen Degeneres is living proof.