Casey Casem MAY Have Risen From The Grave

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Prayer Warriors: Assume the position!

The recently-deceased joo/race mixer/purveyor of jungle music has apparently risen from the grave. THIS story gives us pause in the Christian community. Could he be the Messiah?

Casey Kasem’s Body Is Missing

The tragic family feud over Casey Kasem, the most-beloved top 40 DJ in American history, seems to not have ended since his death over a month ago. According to TMZ, Casey’s widow, Jean, is suspected by family sources to have taken his corpse.

According to those sources, Jean took the body from a funeral home the day before a judge ordered her to keep it there so an autopsy could be performed.

TMZ reports:

The autopsy is crucial to an ongoing criminal investigation targeting Jean. The Santa Monica PD is looking into elder abuse allegations … that Jean took Casey on a wild, week-long multi-state car ride which caused him to develop bed sores that got infected and contributed to his death.

Jean and Casey’s children have been at war for years.

As for where the body is … no one but Jean seems to know, and no one can find her either. It’s interesting … Jean listed Jerusalem as her address on Casey’s death certificate.

A spokesperson for Kerri Kasem confirmed to ABC News that the adult children have yet to see Kasem’s body. An autopsy has also not been performed yet, the family said.

Kasem suffered from a form of dementia and died at the age of 82.

A form of dementia, huh?

They all said that Jesus was crazy too!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Casey Casem MAY Have Risen From The Grave

Zoiks! This sounds like a case for Scooby Jew and the gang.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Casey Casem MAY Have Risen From The Grave

I believe the fullness of time will reveal that this man did not rise from the dead. They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore and this man is a normal, regular, run of the mill Jew, not the Messiah.

[Phalanx]

Re: Casey Casem MAY Have Risen From The Grave

I believe the fullness of time will reveal that this man did not rise from the dead. They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore and this man is a normal, regular, run of the mill Jew, not the Messiah.

There is a whole thread on this forum stating that "Jesus was not a Jew". So which is it? Was he a Jew or wasn't he?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Casey Casem MAY Have Risen From The Grave

There is a whole thread on this forum stating that "Jesus was not a Jew". So which is it? Was he a Jew or wasn't he?

He said "Jews like Jesus." Like means "has properties similar to those of." It does not imply inclusion in a set. Observe:

The Landover Baptist Church choir soloists sing like angels.

But I'm glad you asked the question. It's important that our message be crystal clear, even for the unsaved trash. Unless, of course, it is one of those situations where only True Christians™ are meant to understand. We see this in Matthew 4:11:12, when Jesus explained in private to His disciples why Jesus used parables when He preached publicly:

And when he was alone, they that were about him with the twelve asked of him the parable. And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.

Jesus doesn't want most people to be Saved. And He was not Jewish. He might have been a little bit "kosher-style."