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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    What to do about noisy cars

    Last night I was confronted with an unpleasant situation. I could hear a booming from outside, and it was louder than my TV, which I was watching. I went outside to inspect, and it ended up being some hoodlums parked at the 7-11 blasting their car stereo. I live 2 blocks away, so I imagine the people that live over there weren't too pleased.

    I called the police on my cell phone to alert them to the idiots down the street. A patrol car arrived in 5mins, but the hoodlums saw it approach, and they turned their tunes off in time. The officer stopped in the street and warned the kids, and then left.

    A few minutes later I started hearing the music again. I went back outside, and the idiots had turned their stereo back on. They were dancing around in the street, as if no one could do any thing to stop them. I was about to call the police again when they left.

    The problem is, this is the second time this month that I have had to call the police to get rid of some noisy punks. The responding officer never does anything other than drive by and tell them to be quiet. I assume that they go to another place to park and bump their music.

    I was hoping that someone here could give me advice as to how to deal with these neanderthals. Calling the police is only a palliative measure, since they don't want to have to make any effort to identify a recurring problem. It would be great if they cited the driver or impounded the car, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #2
    Re: What to do about noisy cars

    I suspect they could Taser the head unit.
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: What to do about noisy cars

      I didn't mention above, but it was some darkies listening to that rapper music. I'm pretty sure they weren't beaners, but you never know.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #4
        Re: What to do about noisy cars

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I didn't mention above, but it was some darkies listening to that rapper music. I'm pretty sure they weren't beaners, but you never know.
        Don't worry Brother Nobar I think we all could of figured out who was causing this problem. Ick!
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: What to do about noisy cars

          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
          Don't worry Brother Nobar I think we all could of figured out who was causing this problem. Ick!
          That's true, of course. What good are the police if they can't keep out the riff-raff?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Bro Izzy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 161

            #6
            Re: What to do about noisy cars

            Simple solution, whilst they are stoned off their heads listening to the beats of the Jungle, No doubt the car window will be slightly open to allow the smoke of the whacky baccy to escape.
            All you need do is place a hosepipe on the exhaust and redirect in the slightly opened window.
            They wont know any difference from their fumes that they are breathing.
            Problem solved.
            It must be a popular method of dealing with noisy cars because the press are always reporting finding cars with hose pipes attached to the exhausts.

            There you have it A simple length of hose pipe
            Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: What to do about noisy cars

              Brother Izzy, I admire your zeal. But the better plan IMHO, is to organize a Landover Chick Tract mission and preach to these poor ignorant souls. Maybe we can save one or two.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: What to do about noisy cars

                Perhaps a liberal (forgive me Lord) sprinkling of large carpet tacks in the parking lot of that particular 7-11 would inspire the darkies to find a better place to hold their "hoe-downs." That might also have the advantage of giving them more time to try and read Godly Chick Tracts like THIS one.

                Just as an aside, did you know that the 7-11 franchise is owned by sneaky little chinks?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Ebenezer Wright
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1021

                  #9
                  Re: What to do about noisy cars

                  Originally posted by Bro Izzy View Post
                  Simple solution, whilst they are stoned off their heads listening to the beats of the Jungle, No doubt the car window will be slightly open to allow the smoke of the whacky baccy to escape.
                  All you need do is place a hosepipe on the exhaust and redirect in the slightly opened window.
                  They wont know any difference from their fumes that they are breathing.
                  Problem solved.
                  It must be a popular method of dealing with noisy cars because the press are always reporting finding cars with hose pipes attached to the exhausts.

                  There you have it A simple length of hose pipe
                  I thought marijuana and car exhaust was the same thing?
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: What to do about noisy cars



                    This is how I feel. Turn the music down, already. Every time I hear a car that's more than a block away my blood starts to boil.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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