On Blue Christmas Lights

[Johny Joe Hold]

During this Holy season, I wish all the citizens of Freehold a most Merry and Blessed Christmas. Like all of you, I'm looking forward to the Christmas Eve and Christmas Day sermons by Pastor Zeke.

While I have your attention, there is a matter I'd like to discuss. In driving around the metro, I see homes and lawns in other metro towns decorated in hideous blue lights.

While we do not have at this time a City Ordinance in Freehold regulating the color of Christmas lights, I hope everyone understands red, green and white Christmas lights are the symbols of a Christian Christmas. Blue lights signal rebellion, Paganism and post modernism.

Here in Freehold, we believe houses that look alike mean people that think alike. I hoping we will see this Godly principle reflecting is and all red, green and white Christmas lighting.

God bless all the citizens of Freehold.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Alvin Moss]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

I would like to point out that the Jews have taken blue as one of the colors they use for Hanukah decorations. The Jew merchants who sell those lights want to force Christians to inadvertently celebrate Christmas using pagan symbolism. Those blue lights should be banned and anyone who insists on using them should be beaten. They are an affront to our traditions of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

You don't have to read Fredric Jameson to know that those blue LED lights are fomented by semiotics, postmodern deconstructionism, multiculturalism, and anti-capitalism. Rumor also has it that they can give you skin cancer and keep you up at night.

I would hate to think that we have to join the nanny state LIEbruls in passing an ordinance, but when things go too far something has to be done.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

Brethren,

This is yet another scheme to seduce our boys into adultery and underage fornication. This is a picture of a town with blue Christmas lights. There are no alternative explanations, this is pure debauchery of the vilest kind.



This will seduce boys into the willing bosoms of harlots. All this is due to women's lieberation and the cooter monologues that infest our theaters that could instead produce rousing plays about the Passion of Jesus. Never ever trust women. They will flaunt and spread their humid hymens everywhere.

Ecclesiastes 7:28
Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.

It is indeed a blessing that Freehold still has leadership that Jesus would be proud of!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

Blue lights...how awful! Would it be ok if mine were white/gold since I sadly do not live in Freehold yet? Gold was a gift given to Jesus by one of the Magi, but I don't want to do something unChristian-like.

Humbly,
Elizabeth

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

Blue lights...how awful! Would it be ok if mine were white/gold since I sadly do not live in Freehold yet? Gold was a gift given to Jesus by one of the Magi, but I don't want to do something unChristian-like.

Humbly,
Elizabeth

In California, Mrs. Johnson, there are no traditions. Gov. I'm-Gay Brown would pass a law against anything that is not secular post modernism.

I'd suggest that when you and Mr. Johnson move to Freehold you leave those all white/gold decorations there. The last person to leave California can turn out the lights.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

In California, Mrs. Johnson, there are no traditions. Gov. I'm-Gay Brown would pass a law against anything that is not secular post modernism.

I'd suggest that when you and Mr. Johnson move to Freehold you leave those all white/gold decorations there. The last person to leave California can turn out the lights.

Of course. I'll show this to my husband; he bought the lights since he liked them. If he decides to keep them, so it be, but he's a God-fearing man who I'm sure will do the right thing.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

Brethren,

This is yet another scheme to seduce our boys into adultery and underage fornication. This is a picture of a town with blue Christmas lights. There are no alternative explanations, this is pure debauchery of the vilest kind.



This will seduce boys into the willing bosoms of harlots. All this is due to women's lieberation and the cooter monologues that infest our theaters that could instead produce rousing plays about the Passion of Jesus. Never ever trust women. They will flaunt and spread their humid hymens everywhere.

Ecclesiastes 7:28
Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.

It is indeed a blessing that Freehold still has leadership that Jesus would be proud of!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I'm disposed to believe that this erection looks like nothing more that a female lady's lower Venusian furrow

It stinks and I hate it.

YIC

[Jim Farmer]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

It's clear that those blue lights and their vulval implications are a failure - they repel Christians, rather than attract them. The shop on the right has a "To Let" sign (or is that a "Toilet" sign?) and the shop on the left has its window stacked with cardboard boxes; so it's obviously closed too. The mayor of that town should be sacked and replaced with a Christian mayor.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

I took a drive around Des Moines after the Christmas Eve Service at LBC to see if the ugly blue lights were still up. There were everywhere.

I was so mad I called the Des Moines Mayor, Frankie Cownie. He didn't pick up--it was well after midnight--so I left a message. I said Christmas Eve is over. Take down the ugly lights in your town.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

After all, Mr. Mayor, it is Christmas, and they should really not spit in Christ's face on His Birthday!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: On Blue Christmas Lights

The machinations of the Jews have been particularly loathsome this year. Their "Blue Lights at Christmas Time" plot has been very successful, owing to inattention on the part of Christians. In addition to their scurrilous plan to put blue lights on strings of Christmas lights, they have strung up an awful lot of blue lights themselves. This in direct contravention of their usual policy of no lights for their false holiday, Hanauka (or however you spell it). As if that wasn't enough, they have bribed Pastor John Hagee to advertise their blasphemy on his giant, computerized, lit up sign over at the Cornerstone Church. Also, I saw, for the first time, a flashing sign on a home decorated with blue lights that said, "Mazeltov!" or some gibberish like that.


These Jews usually have some kind of plan. There is no telling what they are up to.