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  • #16
    Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Nobody is deleting your posts. If a post vanishes here, from time to time the obvious conclusion is that Jesus has taken exception to the post and acted accordingly.

    Luke 4:35 And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. And when the devil had thrown him in the midst, he came out of him, and hurt him not.

    YIC
    I don't believe you!

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    • #17
      Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

      Originally posted by Toilet Brain View Post
      I don't believe you!
      Usually I suspect the person whining about disappearing posts is high on drugs or simply insane, but Dr. Niles is a very well respected, highly educated Psychotheological Analyst Therapist. If anyone could peg you as delusional with hallucinations of posts, he could. The fact that he didn't solidifies the fact that Jesus Almighty Himself has placed His Holy Hand once again over the waters of our forum and has removed the scum. Praise Jesus!!!!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #18
        Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

        Originally posted by Toilet Brain View Post
        I don't believe you!
        Young lady, the post was a direct quote from the Bible(KJV1611). If you can substantiate where I (or any True Christian™) has ever misquoted the Bible(KJ 1611) I will donate $10 to your Jesus hating charity of choice.

        Your move atheist.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #19
          Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          . The fact that he didn't solidifies the fact that Jesus Almighty Himself has placed His Holy Hand once again over the waters of our forum and has removed the scum.
          How?! Give me a good explanation! ( probably won't be possible )

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          • #20
            Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

            Originally posted by Toilet Brain View Post
            How?!


            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #21
              Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              Rufus the weasel, lost on or about April 26.


              Color: Rust with white underbelly.


              Size: About a foot long.


              Answers to Rufus by looking in your direction, hissing, and continuing to do whatever he was doing.


              Likes: Chickens, eggs, electrical wires, rabbits, kittens, shiny things.


              Dislikes: Everything else.


              Last seen: I had him with me in Bangkok, and am certain he was crawling around in Mariko's handbag while we were touring CERN. Haven't seen him since.


              If found, please do not approach. Toss him a chicken neck or your car keys & call me immediately.


              $500 reward if alive.


              God bless.
              Is this him?


              sigpic


              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #22
                Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Is this him?


                Not him, Brother. He is a bit longer than that one.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • #23
                  Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                  Could this be him?
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  • #24
                    Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                    No, but that one has the same friendly face as Rufus. Is it for sale?
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • #25
                      Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                      I am very sorry you have lost your pet, Rufus. If I see him, or any weasel for that matter. I will contact you immediately.
                      John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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                      • #26
                        Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                        As you all go in search of the pet, always remember that a weasel is weasily distinguished from a stoat that is stoatally different.
                        sigpic


                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #27
                          Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                          I thought I saw him but it was just Ted Cruz being passed over by Jesus for the nice Mr Trump.

                          There will be Trump-ets, soon!
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #28
                            Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                            Please try this ***Catholic porn link removed*** app. It's a great ***Another Catholic porn link removed*** app.

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                            • #29
                              Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$

                              Originally posted by RyanWilliam View Post
                              [...]
                              How do you suppose this will get Des´ friendly companion back? Perhaps you merely try to hurt his feelings? If you are, you´re not making friends here. Who are you anyway? This forum has a place where you can introduce yourself (which is a polite thing to do when you show your face for the first time). Please be so courteous to make your own thread to tell us a bit more about yourself.

                              Kind regards,

                              Roland
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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