Free to good home

[Des]

Little Muffin is a 4 year old Rottie. Loves children! Has slight issues with coloreds of all colors.

He is a little tense at times, but is a fully trained guard dog that follows commands in Dutch only.

Sudden moves or any may make him a little jumpy, but don't let that discourage you from welcoming this adorable creature into your home.

[Nahkriin]

Re: Free to good home

Sounds like a lovely dog! Is he trained to kill trespassers on sight?

[Des]

Re: Free to good home

Sounds like a lovely dog! Is he trained to kill trespassers on sight?

Not a problem. If the person is outside, he's on them. If he sees them in the window, he's through the window and on them. If he hears them through the door, he's on them as soon as he chews through the door.

Wonderful dog. Have a mailing address I can ship him to you at?

[Basilissa]

Re: Free to good home

Not a problem. If the person is outside, he's on them. If he sees them in the window, he's through the window and on them. If he hears them through the door, he's on them as soon as he chews through the door.

Wonderful dog. Have a mailing address I can ship him to you at?

Don't you think he'll chew through whatever shipping method you're planning to use and therefore fail to be delivered?

[Cranky Old Man]

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My previous target practice dog recently died, so I might have room for a new one. Does he eat much?

(For those haters visiting this forum who like to whine about how Christians treat their animals, read Genesis 1:26 and shut up!)

[Des]

Re: Free to good home

Don't you think he'll chew through whatever shipping method you're planning to use and therefore fail to be delivered?

Gabe says he can spot weld a rebar cage around him if the doggy downers the vet gave me keeps hm still long enough. That should be enough to keep his frisky self contained long enough to get him to a new home.

[Des]

Re: Free to good home

My previous target practice dog recently died, so I might have room for a new one. Does he eat much?

(For those haters visiting this forum who like to whine about how Christians treat their animals, read Genesis 1:26 and shut up!)

That would be fine. I can have a notary swing by with a standard 14 page waiver if you like, and get Muffin ready for delivery as soon as the waiver is stamped. It's just a trivial precaution absolving myself, my estate, Freehold Animal Suppression, the city of Freehold, and the state of Iowa of any liability in the highly unlikely but theoretically possible loss of limb, life, or property.