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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12691

    #1

    Saving Another Mayor

    This is to apologize to Freehold citizens for being unavailable for a couple of days. I received an emergency call from my friend, Mayor Diana Broderson, of Muscatine, Iowa. Muscatine is a couple of hours southeast of Freehold. Mayor Broderson is being impeached by her City Council and asked if I could come over to help.

    At the City Council meeting, I reviewed a little history for the Council and attorneys. I reminded them of what our hero, President Richard Nixon, said, "When a President does it, that means it is not illegal."

    I told them any nitwit can see what applies to a President also applies to other Chief Executives in public positions, Governors and Mayors. Mayor Broderson being is charged with mismanagement of public funds and being rude to city employees.

    Christian Mayors are constantly under attack by atheist opponents. As chief Christian in Muscatine, she should have the power to kick these atheists off the City Council.

    I am confident my testimony will prevail and the future of Mayor Broderson is bright.

    Muscatine council orders removal charges filed, residents express their concerns.




    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Saving Another Mayor

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Christian Mayors are constantly under attack by atheist opponents. As chief Christian in Muscatine, she should have the power to kick these atheists off the City Council.
    Every faction of American society is allowed to defend itself with the notable exception of the Humble Christian. I'll add Mayor Muscatine to my prayer list. It's so long it's starting to get unmanageable, so I'll have to start crossing people off, but I think it's worth it to add her.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Saving Another Mayor

      This could only happen after 8 years of living under Obamunism.

      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12691

        #4
        Re: Saving Another Mayor

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        This could only happen after 8 years of living under Obamunism.


        Thank you, Brother WilliamJennings, for posting this video. It took a little coaching and prodding to get those fine folks to the microphone to support the Mayor. But, they took suggestions and did a fine job.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2262

          #5
          Re: Saving Another Mayor

          Brother Mr. Mayor,

          I was just wondering if things are going well for your friend up in Leith, ND. I recall some terrible accusations of racists trying to take up residence there a bit ago. That's not a reputation any city wants to claim, of course.

          I know you've done your part to ensure equality in Freehold over the years. I know I've said it before but I truly hope Freehold residents understand and appreciate how blessed they are to have a completely above-board and Christ-driven mayor. Your system of government by local ordinance, one that has made Freehold famous for Christian principles, is inspired and admirable. My continued prayers for your success. I surely hope you'll be elected again the next time your term is up. (Has anyone ever opposed you? I'd love to hear that story)

          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12691

            #6
            Re: Saving Another Mayor

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            Brother Mr. Mayor,
            I know you've done your part to ensure equality in Freehold over the years. I know I've said it before but I truly hope Freehold residents understand and appreciate how blessed they are to have a completely above-board and Christ-driven mayor. Your system of government by local ordinance, one that has made Freehold famous for Christian principles, is inspired and admirable. My continued prayers for your success. I surely hope you'll be elected again the next time your term is up. (Has anyone ever opposed you? I'd love to hear that story)
            BrotherLarry
            Thank you for those kind words, Brother Larry. My calling as a Mayor has been to defend other Mayors against ridiculous charges from unscrupulous forces. Across Iowa, Mayors have been accused of drunken driving, stealing public money and over reaching the powers of their office. Each time I have had to travel to these cities and straighten things out and keep these Mayors in office.

            On Mayoral politics here in Freehold, yes their has been opposition. A representative of another race tried to defeat me. Fortunately, members of Landover Baptist prayed fervently and I was able to prevail.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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