What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

[Johny Joe Hold]

My constituents in Freehold are the smartest people in the country. Probably, they do not need to hear my ideas as to what they can do personally to help President Trump make America great again, but I'm going to pass along a few ideas of my own anyway.

To make America great again we each need to do what we can to eliminate sin. Sin is has never been so rampant and we need to work hard at bring it down.

We can make America great again by eliminating the sin of homerism. Homers have nothing on their minds but Sodomy and if each one of us works to bring one of them to Jesus we can help reach our goal.

We can make America great again by stopping the inflow of all non white people, both legal and illegal. If every citizen reported every dark skinned person to authorities they would eventually go back home. Even the ones born here would take the hint.

We can make America great again by bringing atheists to Jesus. Atheists have nothing to add to our country but sin. Let's invite every atheist to church and refuse to take no for an answer.

These are just starters. I hope others will tell us how they are making America great again.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Most of my white Baptist friends know that I have come to America to provide diversity at my university which is now Georgetown University. In that way I am helping to make America great again by fighting racism and hatred. I have also become active in both Black Lives Matter and the Democratic Party. In both organizations we are fighting white privilege. In the Party we are fighting white racist policies politically and in BLM we are fighting the white police who are the enemy of the people. And so I am doing my duty to make America great again even though I am from a different part of America which is my home in Jamaica.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I have come to America to provide diversity at my university which is now Georgetown University. In that way I am helping to make America great again by fighting racism and hatred.

Mr. Rastafari, apparently you have not read the Declaration of Independence. It spells out clearly how the make America great, "..all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights.."

This means we have unalienable rights are to live as white Baptists with no intermarriage between the races. To really make America great, we need separation of the races. We cannot state too clearly what a sin interracial marriage is. It is in the same league with homer marriage.

To make America great we need to stop sin in its tracks.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I'm thinking how great it will be again without the Nixon tree-hugging EPA. Now that the agency's budget has been substantially reduced, it is time again for a Christian man to determine what to do with his waste.

And there is hope that the EPA will be eliminated next year!

To make America great, I started burning and burying my trash this month. Motor oil is again dumped behind the house, and dead car batteries I threw in the pond. You cannot imagine my satisfaction as I was once again in charge of my own waste. It is like a breath of fresh air, knowing I will likely face no penalties.

I will wait until there is an actual executive order overruling the endangered species act before I nail a bald eagle or a hibernating bear, but I cannot wait to take the game that God gave us.

In Christ

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm thinking how great it will be again without the Nixon tree-hugging EPA. Now that the agency's budget has been substantially reduced

I have to admit I find this disappointing. The EPA should have been closed down completely. I blame Hillary Clinton for this. She and her close friend Putin are doing everything they can to slow down America's greatness.

To Make America Great Again, or #MAGA as the youngsters say, I propose to burn down all free health clinics. With Obamacare gone every day now, this will force everyone to feel God's plan without intervention of those who try to fight God's given diseases. We have to make very sure the health clinics are empty when we burn then down though so all people will receive all the suffering God intended for them. I wrote a "Tweet" to Donald asking him to legalize burning down those communist free health clinics so we can do this without violating James 2:10, 1st Peter 2:13-17 or Romans 13:1-7.

[Des]

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In accordance with Deuteronomy 32:8, I'm helping make America Great Again by reminding the Darkies and the Spics and the Wops and so forth that they already have countries, and suggest they get back there before the wall is built if they don't want to be tossed over it head first.

Naturally I don't want to damage our economy by insisting that the porch monkeys working in Paula Deen's kitchens, the wetbacks working 16 hour days in the Texas dairy industry, or my own gook house staff leave the country. Just the ones lacking Godly American stewardship that don't seem to understand their place.

[BrotherLarry]

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By spreading the love of JESUS in messican countries, I am helping to ensure that those who come to the USA illegally (those who make it before the wall is finished and paid for by messico) will be Christians who will not rape and steal from decent, lawful citizens.

I think this will go a long way to make America great again, since we need more Christian people - preferably legal, but if not, at least followers of Christ - and less rapists, thieves, and homers. My work here will also help rid our land of papists, since I am informing them of the falsificationality of their catholicityness and offering to burn their rosaries and crucifixes with the matches and bottles of acetone I carry with me as I witness.

GLORY! I am PROUD to be an American, where we speak American, live Godly American valuations, and recognize the sovereignty of the presidency. Oh, thank you LORD for blessing my homeland.

[Basilissa]

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Mr. Rastafari, apparently you have not read the Declaration of Independence. It spells out clearly how the make America great, "..all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights.."

Indeed. And we have to remember that when the Founding Fathers wrote "all men" they meant "all white land-owning males." Other so-called "people" counted as 3/5 of a man or even zero.

Going back to the original meaning of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, that's how we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

[handmaiden]

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I plan to Make America Great Again by shutting up and not criticizing our godly President. I want to encourage all female legislators to follow suit.

Nothing says "I love America" like saying nothing at all.

[Des]

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I plan to Make America Great Again by shutting up and not criticizing our godly President. I want encourage all female legislators to follow suit.

Nothing says "I love America" like saying nothing at all.

This works on many levels. Women speak in a higher octave than men, meaning that they are primary contributors to noise pollution. By shutting women up we reduce noise pollution by 51%, allowing me to hear what they are saying on Fox News as well as the commercials which may induce me to increase my purchases.


Lack of leadership criticism increases moral.
Less noise pollution during Fox News increases informed political decisions.
Increased spending activity stimulates the economy.



Three Make America Great Again birds with one stone!

[Alvin Moss]

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Other so-called "people" counted as 3/5 of a man

Indeed, Sister; those were the good old days. And they will come again. Back before the invention of the leisure class (welfare cheats, professional politicians, burglars and the like), when the righteous were writing the Constitution, the godly folk of America insisted that even the Negroe slaves be given representation. Yankee wretches stood in the way of full representation, but we were able to get 3/5 for them by holding our ground. That was better than nothing and all we could get.


Today, the Negroe is no longer a working servant, but he is still a slave to the Yankees. They are consigned to the Yankee plantation, there to serve as voters for the godless wretches who are in charge in New York and other dastardly places. President Donald Trump and others are working hard to free the Negroes again and this time to truly free them, but there is much resistance. We must pray for their success.

[MitzaLizalor]

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When America stepped out to become the great nation she became there were no “space explorations” or “NASAs” to dream up new answers for questions we already knew the answers to. And when I recall who named the stars there's a connection plain for all to see. Co-incidence? I don't think so.

A case in point. A pattern of stars resembling scales.—.if you join up the dots.—.was named
..Zubenelgenubi,
....Zubenelhakrabi and
......Zubeneschamali.

Not by any American they weren't! I am looking for decent names for these stars and will start a lobby group to rename all objects of the firmament with pronounceable monikers.

[BrotherLarry]

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I plan to Make America Great Again by shutting up and not criticizing our godly President. I want to encourage all female legislators to follow suit.

Nothing says "I love America" like saying nothing at all.

But what if Mary had not said, "Be it done to me according to Thy Word." ???????


What if we had never read the words of Naomi or Ruth or Delilah or whoever said, "Whither thou goest, I will go." ???????


What if the women who found the tomb empty had not gone and told the townspeople they had seen Jesus alive?


No, I think there are times when women need to speak, and speak loudly.


Brother Larry

[Basilissa]

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But what if Mary had not said, "Be it done to me according to Thy Word." ???????


What if we had never read the words of Naomi or Ruth or Delilah or whoever said, "Whither thou goest, I will go." ???????


What if the women who found the tomb empty had not gone and told the townspeople they had seen Jesus alive?


No, I think there are times when women need to speak, and speak loudly.


Brother Larry

Brother Larry, I think that Miss Handmaiden and you are essentially agreeing that the principal role of women is to agree with the Godly Men in their lives. Whether by not criticizing them (Miss Handmaiden) or by voicing their complete submission (my beloved Brother Larry ).

[Des]

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Brother Larry, I think that Miss Handmaiden and you are essentially agreeing that the principal role of women is to agree with the Godly Men in their lives. Whether by not criticizing them (Miss Handmaiden) or by voicing their complete submission (my beloved Brother Larry ).

She tries so hard, doesn't she, guys? Like those dogs that think they're people.


Let me explain it in terms you womenfolk can understand. God created Adam. Adam was a man. Then God remembered that Adam would need somebody to pick up his dirty fig leaves, so God created Eve.


Eve, like all women, was dumb and unable to resist temptation. So Eve ate the apple, then seduced poor innocent Adam into eating it too.


God saw this and came down to scold them. But who did God actually scold? Adam! God knew that talking to Eve would be as pointless as talking to the apple core, but Adam would understand why they were in big, big trouble.


To sum that part up,
1. Man was created first.
B. Man is smarter than woman.
3. Therefore God instructs man who in turn dumbs it down for women.


This is outlined nicely in Ephesians 5, but it boils down to women do what men tell them to do because men are smart enough to understand what the ministers tell them and are patient enough to explain it to the women.


Basically then, shut up, look pretty, and get back in the kitchen. Sure there are some exceptions. Some men aren't Christians, so you can shriek at them like the harpies you are. And some 'men' aren't really men at all. Homers, papists, and Democrats for instance. Nag and gripe and share baking tips with them all you want.
But in the presence of a True Christian Man™ either keep your yap shut, or smile, nod, and humbly agree with whatever he says.