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  • Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

    First things first, yes, it is permissible to have a white person suck your drink through a straw and then spit it into your mouth for you.

    Secondly, while we understand that banning only non-whites from using plastic has a disparate impact on non-whites, we are only doing this because non-whites have a disparate impact on the environment:




    Look, I wished we could have been color-blind about this and treated people as individuals rather than racial groups to be collectively blamed for problems, but that's just not how things are done these days. :shrug:
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    Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

    Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
    Look, I wished we could have been color-blind about this and treated people as individuals rather than racial groups to be collectively blamed for problems, but that's just not how things are done these days. :shrug:
    Exactly right, Brother Jeb. Since the beginning of time non white people made the planet dirty and white people made it cleaner. It's still going on today.
    Since white people are such a small part of the problem we can ignore all that prohibition of plastic. We are free to dump whatever we want wherever we want.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

      I guess it was a bit premature to buy all of those steel reusable straws.
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        Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I guess it was a bit premature to buy all of those steel reusable straws.
        A total ban for all races almost happened. The vote was a close one, but at the last moment there was intense backroom lobbying from the Boy's Choir. Sucking seems to be important to them for some reason.
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          Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

          Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
          The vote was a close one, but at the last moment there was intense backroom lobbying from the Boy's Choir. Sucking seems to be important to them for some reason.

          Don't forget blowing. Sucking and blowing. Thank all the boys for applying so much intense backdoor pressure. Praise Jesus!
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            Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            Don't forget blowing. Sucking and blowing. Thank all the boys for applying so much intense backdoor pressure. Praise Jesus!
            I never understood singing. I mean, of course if it helps to sing in the shower it makes sense for them to spend so much time in saunas. I guess it helps their vocal cords to gargle raw egg whites, and obviously being able to hold your breath helps you sing. But there are other things they do that make no sense to me at all.
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              Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

              Straws are not mentioned in the Bible. Is it possible that they were invented by the Catholic Church to simulate oral sodomy? Personally, I never use the things. If Jesus didn't use straws, then who am I to complain about raising my glass a few inches higher?
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                Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                The Indonesians may be #2 when it comes to throwing plastic in the ocean, but they are 1# when it comes to fishing that plastic out again and recycling it creatively.
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                  Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  If Jesus didn't use straws, then who am I to complain about raising my glass a few inches higher?
                  Amen to that. Adding a straw to a drink is as stupid as adding ice cubes to American whiskey. If it doesn't burn your throat, it's not a drink.

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                    Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                    So it turns out after western geniuses spent an absurd amount of time and money coming up high-tech pipe-dream solutions, and spent an absurd amount of political capital on annoying bans and pressure campaigns, someone came up with a solution:



                    It's called a "net".

                    But it doesn't employ academics, big tech, activists, or lawyers/politicians, so don't expect it to ever go into use.

                    I imagine if the powers that be had any brains, they would just take a bunch of fishing drag-nets, put a line of them at whatever bridge is furthest downstream on the 10 rivers that deliver 90% of the problem, and build 20 plastic recycling plants, one on either side of each river. Maybe the nets could move like a conveyor belt - sort of like this:



                    Think of it as a replacement for garbage trucks, which burn lots of gas as they pick up plastic for recycling. Just toss your recycling in the river, and it will be delivered with zero emissions.

                    Fund the thing with a tiny tax on plastic straws, if we really do each use 10 straws daily as they claim, it will fund itself very quickly.

                    Of course, if the powers that be had any brains, they would know that none of this matters because the world's seas are about to be turned into blood: Rev 8:8 Rev 16:3, .
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                      Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                      Just toss your recycling in the river, and it will be delivered with zero emissions.
                      Wait, am I the only one who's already been doing this? Waterway proximity has saved me a small fortune on dumpster fees for my motel.

                      I do save up the cans and bottles for the five cent deposit, though. The money for my maids' Christmas bonuses has got to come from somewhere!
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                        Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                        Could you rewrite this the same, only saying that plastic straws have been Abolished?

                        Not a big deal, I just really like the word Abolish.
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                          Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                          I'm certainly inclined to think that if Jesus didn't consider drinking straws worthy of note in the Bible (KJV1611), then I don't need to pay any attention either.

                          On the other hand, archeologists have found drinking straws in the ruins of ancient Sumerian cities, which indicates that they probably were around in the time of Jesus. So Jesus also had the opportunity to comment on them - like mixed fabric in clothing, but He didn't.

                          What I don't understand about the globull warming hoax denier greenie types is their objection to plastic drinking straws. Plastic drinking straws are made from oil, and for every barrel of oil that goes into making plastic drinking straws, there's one less barrel of oil that would contribute to CO2.

                          Those of us with any common sense left would suggest a simple solution to the plastic drinking straw "problem". Don't throw them out at all, simply save them up and burn them in your fireplace for heat during the winter time.
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                            Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                            I'm revisiting This Thread just to mention that I have a bunch of Steel straws taking up space in my drawer. I realize that I just don't use straws when I drink


                            if all the Democrats get elected this time they'll probably pass some sort of Bill mandating that farms grow Rye in order to harvest for straws like they used to do. they have bamboo farms all over Asia for harvesting Chopsticks. There's no reason why we can't have thousands or millions of Acres of Rye fields in order to harvest for organic straws.
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                              Re: Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted

                              Black people have not polluted the oceans with drinking straws because the white man has stolen everything from Africa and they even took all the straws when they left. It's the Chinese people. They are as responsible as the white man for everything bad.


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