Family Dollar Stores Have Rats. No Low Income Stores in Freehold

[Johny Joe Hold]

People on the streets of Freehold often ask me why I don't allow more popular chain stores to open in our City. I reply we don't want porn stores like Victoria's Secret. We also don't want stores that bring in low-income customers. They drive old cars and do not dress for success the way we True Christians™ do.

A chain often wanting to build in Freehold is Family Dollar. They tell me the entire region will come to Freehold because of their low prices. Customers from poor areas around Freehold are the very people we do not want.

Now we learn Family Dollar has mice and rats in their warehouse. Poor people do not mind shaking out the clothes they buy to get rid of the rodent droppings. Freehold residents, however, do not want the merchandise nor those customers in our City.

Rodent Infestation at Family Dollar Warehouse Leads to Hundreds of Closures - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Family Dollar Stores Have Rats. No Low Income Stores in Freehold

Dollar Tree is a disgrace. Dollar General is for losers. But "de Fambly Dolla" is the worst of them all. Absolutely ghetto.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Family Dollar Stores Have Rats. No Low Income Stores in Freehold

Forget the rats. The real pests are the greasy minorities who flock to these stores like flies to a cow patty. Wherever these stores pop up, crime inevitably follows. Thank you, Mr. Mayor, for sparing my beloved hometown this menace!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Family Dollar Stores Have Rats. No Low Income Stores in Freehold

I'm glad to hear it, Brother Mr. Mayor, Sir! As my mom says, the day these stores move into Freehold will be the day all the platinum tithers move out.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Family Dollar Stores Have Rats. No Low Income Stores in Freehold

A word of warning: some of these franchises or whatever they are will CHANGE THEIR NAMES —— such as to "Stupendous Homes" or "Magnificent Kitchens" or even "Stunning Giftware" and so on. Should there even be a warehouse? A proper business is established by someone of sound mind who decides which products to sell, orders them from the manufacturer (for household appliances) or commissions designs (such as for furniture) from reputable cabinet makers and joiners.

Good quality furnishing fabrics, wallpaper, light fittings and so on are often difficult to find and let's face it, half the stuff out there wouldn't last a decade. Let alone a century! Then when you do replace an item (a table, say) the more budget conscious to whom you hand down the old one will get a well-made and durable item. And even if they burn it on the fire to keep warm or cook a potato it will provide excellent fuel and not flare up belching out fumes of arsenic.

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