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  • This Year's Hell House

    Well, satan's birthday is just around the corner, and the LBC Youth Group has been hard at work getting ready to bring the unsaved closer to Salvation through our annual "Hell House". Thousands of people will stand in line for hours and gladly make a love offering of $25 each, because they think they will be experiencing a "Halloween Haunted House".

    In fact, the kids have put together that and so much more. Participants will walk through "Hell House" and experience the following:

    A realistic reenactment of the murder of Cassie Bernall, a teenager victim at the Columbine High School in 1999-APR. She was allegedly asked whether she believed in God, answered yes, and was murdered on the spot.

    A realistic satanic ritual, including a human sacrifice.

    Women undergoing abortions, then suffering from post abortion syndrome.

    Homersexurals dying of AIDS and then being tortured in hell by satan.

    The dangers of dabbling in the occult, such as reading Harry Potter books, or playing with an ouija board.

    The tragic results of pre-marital sex.

    A coven of witches tricking high school students into joining their cult.

    A grisly scene of 9/11 carnage.

    In the final room, they will be required to beg for the love of Jesus Christ, and be forced to sign a legal affidavit swearing allegiance to Him and promising a 30% per year tithe to LBC.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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