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    What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnics?

    I want to hear Freehold's voice on this. All too often unsaved trash come to this decent Christian forum and make all these baseless and hurtful accusations that we are somehow "racist". From what I've met from people here, nothing could be further from the truth. This is truly a caring, loving Christian community.

    So this is my question: What do YOU appreciate about negroes, beaners, chinks, dotheads, abos, eskimoes, injuns, sand negras, camel jockeys, krauts, limeys, frogs, pollocks, dagos, wops, hebes, nips, island negras, pygmies, and all sorts of races?

    I'll start.

    I appreciate the really dark negroes because they have such bright, white, shining smiles. They're pleasant to look at.



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  • #2
    Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

    When the negroidals do accept Salvation(TM), I really enjoy the enthusiasm and exuberance they show.

    They really can make a joyful noise unto the Lord!
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

      I think it is a good idea to have Filipinos around, especially for Good Friday services, they will let you nail them to a cross.
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      • #4
        Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

        I really do admire chinks, well, at least the women. Whenever Pastor Zeke and I do some missionary work in the Orient, the chink women always make us feel comfortable and welcome. They'll go any length to please us.

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        • #5
          Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

          Praise Jesus that those chinks invented fireworks for us to use to celebrate our independence.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

            I appreciate my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy sometimes. When it doesn't burn my steak that is.
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            • #7
              Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

              What I like best about negroes are the cute little dolls that are fashioned on them.



              I also like that their palms and also the soles of their feet are like a normal white folk.

              I used to wonder about why that was so, and then I realized that when God spray-painted them, the palms of their hands would have been up against the wall and of course the soles of their feet would have been flat on the ground.

              I will have to ponder what I like about other ethnics though.

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              • #8
                Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                I like the way the Negras play basketball and football, and avoid foreign games like soccer and hockey. I also like darkie comedians. Negras sure know how to entertain!
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                • #9
                  Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  I like the way the Negras play basketball and football, and avoid foreign games like soccer and hockey. I also like darkie comedians. Negras sure know how to entertain!
                  It's their natural sense of rhythm.

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                  • #10
                    Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                    negroes ~ their musical ability. Listening to a Negro sing the old hymns is a joy to behold.

                    beaners ~ work ethic. Get them out in a field and they can out pick any other people out there. My husbands family has had one working for them for about 50 years now, he still doesn't want to retire.

                    chinks ~ uh...... msg is good for toughening bait so it doesn't fall off the hook?

                    dotheads ~ uh.......

                    abos/eskimoes/injuns ~ same thing here. They do nice bead work.

                    sand negras, camel jockeys, ~ aren't these the same thing? They actually stone their sinners. Wrong god, but you have to appreciate their dedication.

                    krauts ~ Kraut

                    limeys/frogs/pollocks/dagos/wops ~ uh.....

                    hebes ~ they spit in Gods eye opening up heaven for the rest of us

                    nips/island negras ~ uh......

                    pygmies ~ they make me feel tall!
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                    • #11
                      Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                      I love the almost magical ability the negress here on the plantation have when cleaning my stained clothing. How the little nigras warm my feet in the winter time, me rolling their fat bellies on my calloused soles. Hearing the old blind nigras singing those wonderful songs from the chicken coop, praising God for the glorious life He has given them.
                      Seeing the messicans out in the fields picking up rocks, pulling cotton, working on the 16 mile long cobble stone drive (they are half way done now) leading up to the main house. Incredible to see them working away in the 100+ degree heat, chipping away at the rocks, making them into cobbles. Though I could do away with the mariachi music. Shame they are are nearly all Godless catlicks. So close to being human like.
                      Watching the pollack chamber maids for hours, changing my soiled sheets. Seeing them on their hands and knees, scrubbing my marble floors (BTW James Dewitt - they found the little 'present' you left in the closet. fortunately, vomit does not affect marble). All that bending over explains why God gave them the perfect buttocks and hanging chest glands.

                      So I am very thankful for God's creation of ethnic people. He made so many wonderful things to make my life better.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                        Arabs - Good for demolishing unwanted Jews.
                        Jews - Good for exterminating unwanted Arabs. Also, bagels.
                        Irish - Perhaps this is a bit superstitious, but I heard if you manage to catch a real Irish and cut its foot off, it brings you good luck.
                        Scottishes - if farmed correctly, produce a substance called haggis, which as yet has no known use, but we're hoping could one day be turned into a viable source of energy.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                        • #13
                          Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                          Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. (Song of Solomon 1:6)

                          Nigras: nothing. Those damn nigras refuse to even keep their vineyards, even though that's just about all they're good for.

                          I don't mind messicants as much. They might be getting over the border illegally but at least they provide a good, cheap manual labor force. Same thing for the chinks. They're willing to work all day in those factories to make stuff for us. Who am I to complain?

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                          • #14
                            Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Praise Jesus that those chinks invented fireworks for us to use to celebrate our independence.
                            I thought Japs invented fireworks. But I could be wrong, all slopes look the same to me. And man, are they crappy drivers or what!?! It's probably those slits for eyes they have. But they are good at math though, so there's that.
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                            • #15
                              Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                              I thought Japs invented fireworks. But I could be wrong, all slopes look the same to me. And man, are they crappy drivers or what!?! It's probably those slits for eyes they have. But they are good at math though, so there's that.
                              Good point Capt! They are good at math but I suppose they have to be to count all those grains of rice.

                              YIC,

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