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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

    My two nigra's, Toby and Lamont keep my 15 acres of lawn perfect. Next year when I foreclose on the other 250 acres of land from old man Smith and turn them into lawn, I might just replace the push mowers with ridding tractors. They will have to supply their own gas.
    My Messican maid is great, she did not mind at all when I told her she had to convert from Catlik to Baptist or she could not work for me, it was for her own good. Now if I can get her to stop cooking beans on my grill, it makes such a mess .
    I do not have much use for dot heads and sand nigras , they seem to be more trouble than good.
    Slopes make funny food, they eat all most anything.
    American Injuns, well with out them how can we play cowboys and Injuns.

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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #17
      Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

      NOBODY can shine a shoe better than the Negroes. Have you ever gotten a shoe shine from a Spic, a Wop, a Heeb or a Slant? You might as well not even waste your time!! The Slants and Wops leave streaks. Spics are lazy and stupid. Heebs won't even get close to a shoe shine kit. Yes, when it comes to shining shoes, God made the Negro race the undisputed champions of all humanity.

      The Negroes are also very good at basketball and sports in general. They are great singers and dancers. Whenever I see a Nigra on the street dancing and singing for coins, I always give them a dime or a quarter, even though I know it's going directly to the liquor store or the crack dealer. It's an unpleasant fact that 95% of Negroes are drunken crack addicts, but in The Free Market(r), even a drunken crack addict Nigra deserves to be paid for their "work."

      The Slants are indeed good at math. And playing the violin. Have you ever wondered, if the Slants are so good at designing and manufacturing cars, why are they so bad at driving them?

      Heebs make good lawyers. And tailors. If I'm having legal problems or need my pants let out another inch, I'll find me a Heeb.

      As for Spics, I'll have to get back to you. I honestly can't think of anything they're good for, at least right at the moment. Taking naps?

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        if the Slants are so good at designing and manufacturing cars, why are they so bad at driving them?
        That is truly a conundrum, brother Monty, considering their +2 skill level for peripheral vision.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #19
          Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Slopes make funny food, they eat all most anything.
          Hmm..... well there's a point, if you have them cooking for the staff, it would probably cut your bill in half. They really do cook everything.

          American Injuns, well with out them how can we play cowboys and Injuns.
          Okay, Seth is going to get mad at me for saying this, but ask his mother about the time he decided his cat was an injun.

          Or you could ask him about the time he was playing injun and tried to scalp his older brother with a rubber knife.
          Drama queen

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #20
            Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

            Beaners are good at letting their filthy dirty beaner children run wild like untamed animals in Walmart.
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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #21
              Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              I thought Japs invented fireworks. But I could be wrong, all slopes look the same to me. And man, are they crappy drivers or what!?! It's probably those slits for eyes they have. But they are good at math though, so there's that.
              Japs? Jewish American Princess?
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12929

                #22
                Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                I think the Muslim practice of wraping stuff around their heads has something good to be said for it--they never have a bad hair day.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #23
                  Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  I think the Muslim practice of wraping stuff around their heads has something good to be said for it--they never have a bad hair day.
                  And if they ever get a head injury -hey, it's already wrapped!
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #24
                    Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    And if they ever get a head injury -hey, it's already wrapped!
                    Indeed! And an "at the ready" tourniquet should they be compelled to behead someone at any given time.... and then have second thoughts.


                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Petal
                      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 991

                      #25
                      Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      I really do admire chinks, well, at least the women. Whenever Pastor Zeke and I do some missionary work in the Orient, the chink women always make us feel comfortable and welcome. They'll go any length to please us.
                      Mr.Rev Jim, when i were at the chinee lawndry, i overherds a chinee lady say that her sister mets you an Mr.Pastor Zeke when you were doings the missionary works, an her sister saids that there not be much lengths to please? nows, i not no for shore what she meants when she saids that, but i be thinkings that maybee you an Mr.Pastor Zeke be so polites an kind that you not asks for a whole lot when you visits them ladys in the orientals land, you both be very sweet an thawtful an stuff

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #26
                        Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                        Yesterday I had a lay over in Chicago. I had dinner at a Japonees restaurant. The menu was in gibberish, so I told the slant to bring me the house special. It was raw fish, what is wrong with those people? If God intended for man to eat raw food why did he create fire?

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                        • Benedict A. Davis
                          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 3900

                          #27
                          Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Yesterday I had a lay over in Chicago. I had dinner at a Japonees restaurant. The menu was in gibberish, so I told the slant to bring me the house special. It was raw fish, what is wrong with those people? If God intended for man to eat raw food why did he create fire?
                          Maybe it was one of those ''theme restaurants'' you hear about. That might have been the bait so you could catch your own. Was there an aquarium in the place?
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #28
                            Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Yesterday I had a lay over in Chicago. I had dinner at a Japonees restaurant. The menu was in gibberish, so I told the slant to bring me the house special. It was raw fish, what is wrong with those people? If God intended for man to eat raw food why did he create fire?
                            I understand your frustration. I was in NYC a few days ago. One of my sons had me meet the family of his floor mate from LBC. Well, his parents were not really my type. They took me to some sort of Indian place. They told me it would be spicy. I told them I love slathering 'Texas Pete' on my meat, so the spicy the better. Well, the Indian was not a red skin but a brown skin, talked like the guy at the WaWa. I told him to bring me the biggest steak they had. He started to stammer and make all kinds of demon sounds. I had to rise from my chair and smack him on the head with my trusty KJV Bible. I think it happens allot as he already had a mark there. Well the owner comers over and gives me lip, so I split his all the while quoting Deuteronomy. I finally got everyone to leave and go to The Strip House
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #29
                              Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              I understand your frustration. I was in NYC a few days ago. One of my sons had me meet the family of his floor mate from LBC. Well, his parents were not really my type. They took me to some sort of Indian place. They told me it would be spicy. I told them I love slathering 'Texas Pete' on my meat, so the spicy the better. Well, the Indian was not a red skin but a brown skin, talked like the guy at the WaWa. I told him to bring me the biggest steak they had. He started to stammer and make all kinds of demon sounds. I had to rise from my chair and smack him on the head with my trusty KJV Bible. I think it happens allot as he already had a mark there. Well the owner comers over and gives me lip, so I split his all the while quoting Deuteronomy. I finally got everyone to leave and go to The Strip House
                              Brother I know what you are talking about. I do miss the city at times. There is a place here called the Golden Corral, its an all you can eat buffet. People walk in front of large tables filled with food, if you consider that food, and serve themselves? I can't even find a good Pizza joint. The dagos around here serve something called deep dish pizza. You eat it with a fork, that is not pizza. And get this they cook it in a gas oven, its a shame coal fired is the only way to go.

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                              • Ninnyboy
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 15

                                #30
                                Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                I love the almost magical ability the negress here on the plantation have when cleaning my stained clothing. How the little nigras warm my feet in the winter time, me rolling their fat bellies on my calloused soles. Hearing the old blind nigras singing those wonderful songs from the chicken coop, praising God for the glorious life He has given them.
                                Seeing the messicans out in the fields picking up rocks, pulling cotton, working on the 16 mile long cobble stone drive (they are half way done now) leading up to the main house. Incredible to see them working away in the 100+ degree heat, chipping away at the rocks, making them into cobbles. Though I could do away with the mariachi music. Shame they are are nearly all Godless catlicks. So close to being human like.
                                Watching the pollack chamber maids for hours, changing my soiled sheets. Seeing them on their hands and knees, scrubbing my marble floors (BTW James Dewitt - they found the little 'present' you left in the closet. fortunately, vomit does not affect marble). All that bending over explains why God gave them the perfect buttocks and hanging chest glands.

                                So I am very thankful for God's creation of ethnic people. He made so many wonderful things to make my life better.
                                This is MONUMENTALLY racist and I think you don't deserve to own a computer if you're going to spew out this kind of crap.

                                Did you know that inciting racial hatred is a crime?

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