[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

Well, I appreciate that a nigress did not punch me the other day when I was waiting at LAX for my transit flight to Des Moine. However, I really thought she was going to and all because of a simple question I asked, which by the way, she didn't even answer!

Perhaps I should ask Valvoline Johnson.

YIC

Mrs.P Wintersnow.

[Nobar King]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

After considerable thought, I've come up with a few things the Spic race seems does very well:
Climbing Fences

Those were the slowest beaners I've ever seen.

These ones were more creative:

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

After considerable thought, I've come up with a few things the Spic race seems does very well:

Exterminating Native American Populations
Climbing Fences
Dying in the Desert
Seeing the Virgin Mary in Potato Chips
Military Dictatorships
Reproducing Like Cucarachas
Gang Choreography

[Larry Lee]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

As for Spics, I'll have to get back to you. I honestly can't think of anything they're good for, at least right at the moment. Taking naps?

My goodness, Brother Monty. The Spic race excels at constructing authentic adobe bungalows that can be modernized with electricity and running water to serve as romantic getaway spots or the setting for a Toby Keith song.

[James Hutchins]

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This is MONUMENTALLY racist and I think you don't deserve to own a computer if you're going to spew out this kind of crap.

Did you know that inciting racial hatred is a crime?

Son, nothing I said is racist. I only follow Gods Divine Guidance(r).

I suggest you read this thread: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

If after reading that, and you feel there needs to be an intervention, please, feel free to contact a Pastor immediately.

[Ninnyboy]

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I love the almost magical ability the negress here on the plantation have when cleaning my stained clothing. How the little nigras warm my feet in the winter time, me rolling their fat bellies on my calloused soles. Hearing the old blind nigras singing those wonderful songs from the chicken coop, praising God for the glorious life He has given them.
Seeing the messicans out in the fields picking up rocks, pulling cotton, working on the 16 mile long cobble stone drive (they are half way done now) leading up to the main house. Incredible to see them working away in the 100+ degree heat, chipping away at the rocks, making them into cobbles. Though I could do away with the mariachi music. Shame they are are nearly all Godless catlicks. So close to being human like.
Watching the pollack chamber maids for hours, changing my soiled sheets. Seeing them on their hands and knees, scrubbing my marble floors (BTW James Dewitt - they found the little 'present' you left in the closet. fortunately, vomit does not affect marble). All that bending over explains why God gave them the perfect buttocks and hanging chest glands.

So I am very thankful for God's creation of ethnic people. He made so many wonderful things to make my life better.

This is MONUMENTALLY racist and I think you don't deserve to own a computer if you're going to spew out this kind of crap.

Did you know that inciting racial hatred is a crime?

[James Dewitt]

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I understand your frustration. I was in NYC a few days ago. One of my sons had me meet the family of his floor mate from LBC. Well, his parents were not really my type. They took me to some sort of Indian place. They told me it would be spicy. I told them I love slathering 'Texas Pete' on my meat, so the spicy the better. Well, the Indian was not a red skin but a brown skin, talked like the guy at the WaWa. I told him to bring me the biggest steak they had. He started to stammer and make all kinds of demon sounds. I had to rise from my chair and smack him on the head with my trusty KJV Bible. I think it happens allot as he already had a mark there. Well the owner comers over and gives me lip, so I split his all the while quoting Deuteronomy. I finally got everyone to leave and go to The Strip House

Brother I know what you are talking about. I do miss the city at times. There is a place here called the Golden Corral, its an all you can eat buffet. People walk in front of large tables filled with food, if you consider that food, and serve themselves? I can't even find a good Pizza joint. The dagos around here serve something called deep dish pizza. You eat it with a fork, that is not pizza. And get this they cook it in a gas oven, its a shame coal fired is the only way to go.

[James Hutchins]

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Yesterday I had a lay over in Chicago. I had dinner at a Japonees restaurant. The menu was in gibberish, so I told the slant to bring me the house special. It was raw fish, what is wrong with those people? If God intended for man to eat raw food why did he create fire?

I understand your frustration. I was in NYC a few days ago. One of my sons had me meet the family of his floor mate from LBC. Well, his parents were not really my type. They took me to some sort of Indian place. They told me it would be spicy. I told them I love slathering 'Texas Pete' on my meat, so the spicy the better. Well, the Indian was not a red skin but a brown skin, talked like the guy at the WaWa. I told him to bring me the biggest steak they had. He started to stammer and make all kinds of demon sounds. I had to rise from my chair and smack him on the head with my trusty KJV Bible. I think it happens allot as he already had a mark there. Well the owner comers over and gives me lip, so I split his all the while quoting Deuteronomy. I finally got everyone to leave and go to The Strip House

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

Yesterday I had a lay over in Chicago. I had dinner at a Japonees restaurant. The menu was in gibberish, so I told the slant to bring me the house special. It was raw fish, what is wrong with those people? If God intended for man to eat raw food why did he create fire?

Maybe it was one of those ''theme restaurants'' you hear about. That might have been the bait so you could catch your own. Was there an aquarium in the place?

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

Yesterday I had a lay over in Chicago. I had dinner at a Japonees restaurant. The menu was in gibberish, so I told the slant to bring me the house special. It was raw fish, what is wrong with those people? If God intended for man to eat raw food why did he create fire?

[Petal]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

I really do admire chinks, well, at least the women. Whenever Pastor Zeke and I do some missionary work in the Orient, the chink women always make us feel comfortable and welcome. They'll go any length to please us.

Mr.Rev Jim, when i were at the chinee lawndry, i overherds a chinee lady say that her sister mets you an Mr.Pastor Zeke when you were doings the missionary works, an her sister saids that there not be much lengths to please? nows, i not no for shore what she meants when she saids that, but i be thinkings that maybee you an Mr.Pastor Zeke be so polites an kind that you not asks for a whole lot when you visits them ladys in the orientals land, you both be very sweet an thawtful an stuff

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

And if they ever get a head injury -hey, it's already wrapped!

Indeed! And an "at the ready" tourniquet should they be compelled to behead someone at any given time.... and then have second thoughts.


YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

I think the Muslim practice of wraping stuff around their heads has something good to be said for it--they never have a bad hair day.

And if they ever get a head injury -hey, it's already wrapped!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What do YOU Appreciate About Negroes, Spics, and Other Ethnic

I think the Muslim practice of wraping stuff around their heads has something good to be said for it--they never have a bad hair day.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I thought Japs invented fireworks. But I could be wrong, all slopes look the same to me. And man, are they crappy drivers or what!?! It's probably those slits for eyes they have. But they are good at math though, so there's that.

Japs? Jewish American Princess?