[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Congregation visit to Freehold postponed due to crime wave

@Rev. M. Rodimer I am sure Johny Joe Hold loves Jesus and I have seen him eat beef at my grandfathers several times!

I'm glad to hear that Mayor Hold has been seen gnawing on your grandfather's beef, Felicity. But are you sure he wasn't getting some pork instead?

Mayor JJ.
There is a quick, tried and true way to put these rumors to bed once and for all, ''kill a cow for Christ''. Any reason is a good reason to put a medium sized bovine on a spit and have a BBQ.

What a wonderful idea! He could slaughter it himself on video, or even better on a live camera feed that my whole congregation can watch as it happens!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Congregation visit to Freehold postponed due to crime wave

What a wonderful idea! He could slaughter it himself on video, or even better on a live camera feed that my whole congregation can watch as it happens!

That is a good idea. The annual 9-11 celebration would be a great time for the Mayor to have a BBQ.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Congregation visit to Freehold postponed due to crime wave

That is a good idea. The annual 9-11 celebration would be a great time for the Mayor to have a BBQ.

Yes, my congregation will already be getting together to watch the live video feed of Dove World Outreach's Koran BBQ. We'll just set up two screens, so they can watch the slaughter on one screen and the fire on the other.

Saturday will be a glorious day. The kids will eat this up, seeing Korans burn AND learning where those steaks come from.

I suggest he shoot the cow in the head. A fast, clean kill, and then your meat isn't all full of adrenaline. Makes it tough.

Then hoist it by the hind legs with a bucket loader or some such, so Mayor Hold can slit its throat to bleed it out before he skins it.