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  • #16
    Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

    You seem to think that I AM the FPD, that I control everything that goes on in the halls of our station, that I have access to every document.

    I'm a cop. I have a job to do, and I do it the way God tells me to.

    I am not a judge, I am not a prosecutor, I am not in charge of the evidence lockup.

    I detained the man but I wasn't the one who searched his car, that's why we called in Roscoe.

    You have a strange desire to lay the entire blame for this on my doorstep, when there were four other officers and a police dog on the scene.

    What's wrong, Harold? Who is the one who has fixed all of your traffic tickets? Who looks the other way when you've been clocked on radar doing 37 in a 35 MPH zone? Who shares his donuts with you when he takes a swing through the Freehold Mobile Estates?

    These are questions you should be forwarding to the police chief and court, not the hard working beat cop that pulls a darkie over for reckless driving and booming his music above the legal limit that is only reserved in our community for the loudspeakers of True Christians.

    If you are, as you seem to indicate, in favor of tough, no-nonsense police work that is unencumbered by political correctness and liberal secular oversight, then I'm the man you want as Sheriff.

    If you want more of this bumbling police work and liberal sensitivity to minorities, I say keep your current sheriff and police chief.

    There's not a whole lot I can do as an underpaid beat cop, is there?
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    • #17
      Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

      Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
      What's wrong, Harold? Who is the one who has fixed all of your traffic tickets? Who looks the other way when you've been clocked on radar doing 37 in a 35 MPH zone? Who shares his donuts with you when he takes a swing through the Freehold Mobile Estates?

      Oh, dear. Corruption! No wonder lawlessness persists in Freehold!

      These are questions you should be forwarding to the police chief and court, not the hard working beat cop that pulls a darkie over for reckless driving and booming his music above the legal limit that is only reserved in our community for the loudspeakers of True Christians.

      Trying to go from "underpaid beat cop" to sheriff, with no administrative or budgeting experience? Quite a leap, don't you think?

      There's not a whole lot I can do as an underpaid beat cop, is there?
      Whining and victimhood. Sounds more like a "disgruntled beat cop" to me.


      Will that be your campaign slogan? "Don Richards for Sheriff. Because there's not a whole lot I can do as an underpaid beat cop, is there? "
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #18
        Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

        I have been contacted by Mr. Richards Campaign chief, Mr Dewitt to look into the matter.
        This is what I have discovered.
        1 Ofc. Don was correct in arresting the suspect.
        2 The drug dog did in fact find approx. .875 ounces of cocaine in the suspects car.
        3 The drug was confiscated and logged into the FPD evidence locker
        Ticket 12a78bd5
        4 The officer that put the illegal narcotic into the evidence locker did not secure the locker.
        5 A messicant janitor stole the drugs from the locker along with 1.9 lbs of marijuana.
        6 The Janitor one Juan Lopez was taken into custody today in Des Moines for drug trafficking.
        7 The officer in charge of the evidence locker will not be prosecuted, he was late for his morning coffee and doughnuts. You cant blame the man for being hungry.

        Sam Diamond.

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        • #19
          Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

          I keep seeing this thread title and reading it as "Negro Feed".

          What all goes into Negro Chow, anyway?


          Oh, and what officer failed to lock the evidence locker, Mr. Diamond? You neglected to mention.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #20
            Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

            I believe Mr. Diamond has neatly summed up the facts in this sordid affair and we need to put it behind us.

            Oh, and to those who continue to insinuate Officer Don was somehow involved and point to the white powder under his nose, that is easily explained:



            Case closed.

            Thank you, Mr. Diamond
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #21
              Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              I keep seeing this thread title and reading it as "Negro Feed".

              What all goes into Negro Chow, anyway?


              Oh, and what officer failed to lock the evidence locker, Mr. Diamond? You neglected to mention.
              I received his copy of the report. The officer was identified, due to police union rules he can not be identified. The officer was cleared by internal affairs, he was 20 minutes past his scheduled coffee break.

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              I believe Mr. Diamond has neatly summed up the facts in this sordid affair and we need to put it behind us.

              Oh, and to those who continue to insinuate Officer Don was somehow involved and point to the white powder under his nose, that is easily explained:



              Case closed.

              Thank you, Mr. Diamond
              Yes the powdered doughnut explains it all.

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              • #22
                Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

                Odd, every time I've seen Officer Don, he has a glazed long john in his hand, not a powdered donut.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: Evidence Missing - Negro Freed

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Odd, every time I've seen Officer Don, he has a glazed long john in his hand, not a powdered donut.
                  Funny, I've never seen him holding his a long john in his hand.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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