Freehold is a nice town, mostly, but there are areas that aren't as nice as they were back in the 50's/60's. Times change and neighborhoods lose their special character when the homeowners move on up and rent out their homes to whoever comes next. Landscaping gets ignored and abandoned cars are never recovered.
Last week I had to make a call to the FPD about a vagrant who I've seen wandering around when I finally found his camp-site. He's tucked in under an old oak tree next to Corinthians lane where it intersects with the frontage road next to the freeway.
I confronted this bum and told him that it's against the law to camp within city limits. I was greeted by a torrent of horrendous language and insults that were clearly the result of decades of drug and alcohol abuse and also self neglect. I don't tolerate that kind of abuse, so I got into my Chevy and called Ofc. Richards right away to come clean up this mess.
Me: "He claims to be a Local Urban Outdoorsman, but he's obviously just a bum."
Ofc. Richards was great and promised to take care of the problem. Since then I haven't seen that filthy vagrant around these parts. Praise Jesus! Jenkins flats might not be the shiniest neighborhood around here, but even WE have standards.
Thank you Freehold Police Dept. and Ofc. Richards for keeping our city clean and safe from undesirables. I've made an extra 20$ donation to the Policeman's Ball. It's the least I can do to thank you.
What are some other liberal code-phrases that are used to disguise the homeless?
Last week I had to make a call to the FPD about a vagrant who I've seen wandering around when I finally found his camp-site. He's tucked in under an old oak tree next to Corinthians lane where it intersects with the frontage road next to the freeway.
I confronted this bum and told him that it's against the law to camp within city limits. I was greeted by a torrent of horrendous language and insults that were clearly the result of decades of drug and alcohol abuse and also self neglect. I don't tolerate that kind of abuse, so I got into my Chevy and called Ofc. Richards right away to come clean up this mess.
Me: "He claims to be a Local Urban Outdoorsman, but he's obviously just a bum."
Ofc. Richards was great and promised to take care of the problem. Since then I haven't seen that filthy vagrant around these parts. Praise Jesus! Jenkins flats might not be the shiniest neighborhood around here, but even WE have standards.
Thank you Freehold Police Dept. and Ofc. Richards for keeping our city clean and safe from undesirables. I've made an extra 20$ donation to the Policeman's Ball. It's the least I can do to thank you.
What are some other liberal code-phrases that are used to disguise the homeless?
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