[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Want to Spread the Gospel? MISSIONARY POSITIONS AVAILABLE!

• Spain.

I'm not sure about Spain. Isn't it full of vomiting Englishwomen? There are visitors who don't vomit (because they don't drink) but they're under the influence of demons. Perhaps this is why the locals moved to Mexico?

• And more!

and pass the LMAT (Landover Missionary Aptitude Test)

I should be more explicit. I do not want to go to Spain or Mexico. Is there any way I could help out?

DEMON POSSESSED SPANIARDS

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Want to Spread the Gospel? MISSIONARY POSITIONS AVAILABLE!

The need for missionaries continues. We have sent as many missionaries as we could find. Yet, Europe, for example, has maintained its slide into Godlessness. We at Landover are convinced we can turn the tide worldwide with an army of dedicated Christian volunteers.

We need our ever-important screening of volunteers of course. A few of them have disappeared after they arrived in country.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Want to Spread the Gospel? MISSIONARY POSITIONS AVAILABLE!

Is the LMAT still current?

All missionaries must be at least 18 years of age, a certified True Christian™ through the Landover Baptist Church, and pass the LMAT (Landover Missionary Aptitude Test).