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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    New Terrorist Video!

    The DOF received this latest terrorist threat and passed it on exclusively to the Freehold Truth and Light newspaper. I assume the terrorists are targeting Freehold, so everyone will adhere to Condition Red, White and Blue for the time being.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: New Terrorist Video!

      Those insidious bastards.



      YiC,

      Z. Smyth
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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12938
          #3
          Re: New Terrorist Video!

          I made a copy of this and am taking it over to the FPD right now!
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912
              #4
              Re: New Terrorist Video!

              Dear Lord! These are dedicated trained terrorists who will stop at nothing! A chilling sight! Security at all airports, train stations and on Grayhound buses MUST be tightened! Bobby-Joe and the boys should be given authority to shoot on sight.

              Was it Jesus who said, "The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance"?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • RevDrJack
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2011
                  • 249
                  #5
                  Re: New Terrorist Video!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Dear Lord! These are dedicated trained terrorists who will stop at nothing! A chilling sight! Security at all airports, train stations and on Grayhound buses MUST be tightened! Bobby-Joe and the boys should be given authority to shoot on sight.

                  Was it Jesus who said, "The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance"?
                  "Bobby-Joe and the boys should be given authority to shoot on sight."

                  I second that motion! For legal purposes, while squeezing the trigger always shout as loud as possible STOP OR I'LL SHOOT.

                  YIC

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612
                      #6
                      Re: New Terrorist Video!

                      Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post

                      I second that motion! For legal purposes, while squeezing the trigger always shout as loud as possible STOP OR I'LL SHOOT.

                      YIC
                      Very sage advice, RevJack. Cases reviewed in my court always end happily for the shooter that observes the niceties.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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