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Any True Christian(tm) ever heard of "Freestyle Canoe Paddledancing?" 
Me either.
Me either.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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First of all. I live in the deep wilderness of Canada. The only time we see a law enforcement officer is when some tourist who decides a wilderness canoe trip would be "awesome", ends up drowning and we have to call the cops when we find a body lapping our pristine shoreline. They fly in by helicopter and pick up the body and leave. We don't see the law again til the next happy camper makes a stupid mistake.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAny True Christian™ ever heard of "Freestyle Canoe Paddledancing?"
Me either.
After viewing this....I don't know what....I am convinced the old boys that live around here would immediately shoot that thing, just for pissing them off. We live way out here to get away from civilizations many idiocracies. When something like that shows up here, I feel it is my duty as a human being to put it out of it's misery. But it is probably a homosexual or some kind of child molester, so I wouldn't be putting it out of it's misery, just sending it straight to hell.
That is the most disgusting use of a canoe I have ever seen in my entire life. Surely this is taking place in some man made pond in a city?
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well, that's a disgusting misuse of a canoe, i hope it capsizes! and yes, I WOULD like to Super Capsize that canoe!Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."Comment
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I'm confused a bit by this video. Clearly there are people watching this from the banks of the pond. Why did no one shoot this homo?
Rev. Friday OboboNumbers35:19
The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.
Rev. Friday Obobo. Chucking spears for Jesus.Comment
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Boring. Crazy liebral homos will call anything "art" nowadays.
Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
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I hope this homer enjoys the cool water for as long as he can, because he will soon be burning in HELL.Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.Comment
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Right up there with solo synchronised swimming
Originally posted by RealTexanGal View PostI thought he'd decided to drown himself at 3:00 but he went on for almost another minute ..
Art!
Is it supposed to be "art"?
@Rev. Friday Obobo it doesn't take much for them to clap, does it?Comment
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If I saw a guy in a canoe wearing a cape, I'd run over him in my airboat.
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