Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

[Johny Joe Hold]

I hope all our godly Freehold citizens are enjoying summer. This particular time, the 4th of July, is when we have the marriage of country and God. Certainly, it was the intention of God our nation be free and independent.

There is something I'd like to mention. I've noticed some young men have shaved their chests.

Now, I don't want to be too intrusive into people's private lives, but you should know this: A man with a shaved chest is more likely to be attacted to other men. It just stands to reason a fetish to look homer will make one think homer.

So, my strong suggestion is, don't do it.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

When a man has no hair on his chest, I thought they considered him legally a woman.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

What damned nancy boys are going around in OUR Christian town sporting shaven chests? That is gross indecency, and I'm sure Officer Richards and the Freehold P.D. will gladly arrest anyone who shows that off in public.

Mayor, do we at least have a list of names of these men with shaven chests? I'm sure Pastor Ezekiel would like to have a long, hard talk with them in private.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

A guy that shaves his chest might as well wear a bikini and drink Zima.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Thankfully, I don't shave my chest. I merely shape and shorten the hairs, so I can go around shirtless with my toned chest around Freehold.

I know my wife has been enjoying her white long sleeved shirt you sent her, Mayor.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

They should be named and shamed. I bet they're metrosexuals.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Would never do that. All that gay thing started with Beckham, that little nancyboy shaved his whole body. A real man let it grow!

My axillary hairs are growing out of my t-shirt and some dumb drunken neighbour woman made a joke about that last summer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Would never do that. All that gay thing started with Beckham, that little nancyboy shaved his whole body. A real man let it grow!

My axillary hairs are growing out of my t-shirt and some dumb drunken neighbour woman made a joke about that last summer.

She probably shaves her cooter in some satanic attempt to entice pedophiles to "bang" her.



But, that's a whole nuther thread.

YiC,

Zech

[HTannor]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

What damned nancy boys are going around in OUR Christian town sporting shaven chests? That is gross indecency, and I'm sure Officer Richards and the Freehold P.D. will gladly arrest anyone who shows that off in public.

Gross indecency will be treated very harshly in my court.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Gross indecency will be treated very harshly in my court.

Judge Tannor--I cannot express enough my appreciation for you being available 24/7 to help improve the lives of our Christian citizens.

JJH

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

I agree, Mayor Hold. Some say it is an unwarranted intrusion into private lives with prurient interpretations of natural things justified by ignorance and repressed sexual urges – I say it is a helping hand on the road to Paradise! Keep it up, thrust it in the face of the ungodly, press deeply and urgently for higher standards; they’ll swallow it eventually if they want to see Jesus – that’s why you are Mayor.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

According to this website, men are actually removing hair from their buttocks. I'm sure this is a real hit among Cathylickers as they grow older and the priests lose interest in them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Any nubile young men who are discovered to be clean shaven need to be sent to my Pastor's Study immediately. I know how to nip this in the bud.

[Ickie_Menses]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Dont See nothing wrong with that....
Did the Bible Kick against it?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Summer in Freehold: Men, Don't Shave Your Chests

Dont See nothing wrong with that....
Did the Bible Kick against it?

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.